First the big word thread and now your statements here.
Let me quess, Konrad. . . . 8th grade?
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KITTEN
Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point.
Drain Bead sez:
That’s the one. And, of course, very fat women don’t have that kind of ratio. That’s why people make the “I’m in shape, round is a shape” joke. Don’t assume that I’m saying that fashion models are the ideal women. They don’t have the 70% ratio either.
Diane sez:
No, those were arguments. What you have said was a statement.
See, at least when I insult people I try to be either funny or I try to make a point. You seem to think this is a popularity contest or something. What’s the point of the post you just made? It didn’t insult me, it wasn’t funny and it didn’t make a point. Unless yo consider “I don’t like you” a point.
Really. I don’t know what to say. I’d insult you back but there’s no point. At least when Yue Han flames me there’s some content or something.
But you… I’ve made scripts more witty than you.
I didn’t read the thread (yet) that led up to this love fest, but I saw Drain Bead’s pic and I gotta say this: From what I know about your thoughful and funny posts and now that I have a face to match up with the intelligence, you are a very pretty woman. So, in conclusion, any guy that dismisses you because of height and weight being a factor is a Class A prick-a-saurus.
As for the cliche that women marry men for their money: HAH. ( Excuse me while I wipe a tear from my eye.)As the hubby and I like to say, " I married him for his money and he married me for sex. In the end, we both got the shaft but where the hell is the goldmine?" (Heh, a little marital humor…)
so you are not only drain bead but also dlind 
logic tells you to stay where you are comfortable. common sense tells you to get comfortable. your conscience, common sense and logic should tell you to bugger off anything that might cause discomfort for other people.
bj0rn - avoid doing anything thats boring, cause its…boring. (to avoid confusion; things that you have to do arent boring, just simply things you have to do.)
{{I’ve gotta go look for flying pigs now.}}
Here you go, lots of flying pigs: http://www.surferscybercafe.com/~spamcop/
You want small, medium, large, or the Mother of All Pigs?
Lynn the Packrat, who KNEW that this link would come in handy someday.
Yeah, well keep trying.
You may win the evening gown competition, but I’ll still kick your ass when it comes to swimsuits.
Sorry, I thought it was simple enough that I didn’t have to explain it to you, but I guess I was wrong.
Try to follow me here and raise your hand if you get behind. I know it has been a whole 3 days ago, but remember when you said this?
That statement got me wondering. . . . Are you in junior high school or a guest on Springer?
Nothing funny. No real important point being made. Just a question that you have yet to answer.
Understand now, Gimpy?
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KITTEN
Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point.
Listen jiggles, what say you and your little dyke friends swing by my house for dick tonight. Does that answer your question?
Translation from Gimpism to English to French to German to Goonie goo goo —
Hear the wiggle of my little dick as you and your girlfriends sashay past my house this evening.
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KITTEN
Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point.
Diane, that doesn’t require a special translator. In standard American, he said “junior high.”
Diane: You’ll find my balls require special attention tonight.
Tom: Feeling left out? OK, go shave your nuts and meet me in the john.
Byz: all my life I’ve been “tangent” to the underweight limit for my height. Total strangers used to tell me that I needed to gain some weight. I used to let it bother me.
How did I overcome that? Simple. One day, finally, I told one of those folks who felt the need to tell me to gain weight, “Look! I don’t have a problem with my weight. If you have a problem with my weight keep your fucking problems to yourself. I’m not interested in your weaknesses!”
That was about 11 years ago. I’ve felt great ever since.
Hope this helps.
Monty – thanks for sharing. I know the comments can go both ways. I do let comments bother me sometimes, I think we all do. It happened, on that day, to come at a bad time.
I made the mistake of using the Pit to blow off some steam. Believe me, I have no problem telling these people where to get off. Or, hell, I guess next time I’ll just pick them up and twirl them for a while! Or maybe I’ll make a comment about their ass and what I’d like to shove up there!
Best!
Byz
Ya gotta luv da Pit!
Just stickin’ my (insert appendage here) where it doesn’t belong.
All guys are “dick-driven”. Some control it better than others. Some are “mind-driven” but at times revert to baser urges.
To be brutally honest, no man appreciates a woman for her mind when in the throes of passion. It’s a question of how soon he “returns” to his senses.
I’m generally a sensitive, witty, appreciative sort when it comes to women (I know that sounds conceited, but I mst cite the opinions of many long-time posters and GBS for verification). But I am still appreciative of sex in its raw and natural glory.
Gee, it sounds like somebody got Konrad a little peeved. Perhaps they hit too close to home.
It’s perfectly normal to be dick driven. After all, we’re just another organism whose first and foremost mission is to reproduce. Guys are supposed to stick their dicks in as many vaginas as possible while the gals are supposed to be as selective as possible. That’s nature.
As a young man stationed in Germany in the 70’s, my friends and I often frequented whorehouses. Guess what? There were as many “fat” hookers as “skinny” ones. That tells me that our skinny-is-good-fat-is-bad attitude here is an American thing.
Flame away.
Anybody who thinks that we of the “rubenesque” persuasion are not capable of good, hot “sex in its raw and natural glory” – and making it great for the guy involved – is missing out on a lot. OTOH, that’s just as well, 'cause I’d hate to waste all that effort and energy on somebody with that opinion.
-Melin the redheaded
Melin…I would agree with you. “The Garden Of Love” is where we seperate ourselves form the animals.
Of course, there are exceptions…
Fascinating. Is there a link back to the thread that inspired the OP?
Ah, my little amusing friend Konrad is back out to play. I must admit, he amuses me. I’ve met my share of idiots in my lifetime, but none quite as amusing as Konrad.
Konrad, I’ll call the McGill MacDonald campus and schedule a neutering surgery for you, around the time they neuter the swines.