Any good books on dealing with infidelity?
Porn
I don’t think that’s quite what he was looking for.
When college students write about abortion…
I didn’t know that was actually illegal.
I know, it’s strange isn’t it. You can write about it before and after college, but not while you’re in college. Go figure.
**Finally! The DNC grows some balls.
It Is Not -MY- Equipment That’s The Problem
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**I was told my new pansies will come back next year…
Do I tell my neighbor that his son’s teacher is gay? **
I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to use that term anymore…
** You baby is too fat-Healthcare denied
Welp, I’m-a be a daddy! **
** The thing that fascinates me…
Barack Obama is the president of the United States! **
Continues to fascinate the hell outa me, too.
Please help me solve an acoustic mystery
Is hearing damage a problem for soldiers in a war zone?
**Welp, I’m-a be a daddy!
I didn’t know that was actually illegal. **
Being the Evil Socialist Antichrist that he is, naturally Obama outlawed fatherhood right off.
What is the gross smelly orange stuff in my sink?
Peach foam when canning
Of course!
Finally! The DNC grows some balls.
Gun toting soccer mom dead.
:eek: Too bold, too bold!
I didn’t know that was actually illegal.
Vasectomy reversals
**Elementary Kids Sing Obama Indoctrination Song
Fuck The Saudis **
I take it that Obama’s not a fan of the Saudis?
*"Fuck the Saudis, fuck the Saudis, oh fuck the Saud-is
for O-baaaa-maaaa!!"*
**What makes a douchebag?
Athlete’s foot**
Is it that simple?
I guess we’re buying a house
I didn’t know that was actually illegal.
I guess that explains the collapse of the housing market.
Have you or anyone you know ever experienced a porn movie scenario?
Has anyone here ever made an app for the iPhone?
Ah, the “Dear Penthouse” app.
** A question for organ donors.
Have you taken your GMAT? **
** On Long Dry Spells and/or Virgins
Wait, what? Whoa…I’m getting married!
Who has gone without sex the longest and the shortest amount of time (at the time of your reply) **
**Weird turn ons, fetishes, and sexual activities (TMI)
Cilantro: Soapy or Bliss?
Has there ever been a less appetizing food item than Taco Bell’s new black taco?
“Does this taste funny to you?”
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** How nosy are you?
Weird turn ons, fetishes, and sexual activities (TMI) **
Explain ‘addictiveness of excercise’ to me.
Weird turn ons, fetishes, and sexual activities (TMI)