Why I love my job!
I’m about to be let go from my job
Well, isn’t that a slap in the face…
Halloween Exchange
Gross ear stories (TMI, of course)
… And when I opened the box… It held an ear! Oozing pus! :eek:
Sex-change organ exchange?
The Unexpected Hanging Paradox
** Why leave a relationship with great sex?
Have you ever ridden a horse? **
** New RocketPuppy; help us name him!
Beagle chuztspa **
Not if you’re gonna spell Chutzpah like that
**Top Chef 10/28 Natalie Portman (spoilers)
Soup of the Evening, Beautiful Soup!
**
How comfortable are you being naked in front of others?
How to deal with an evangelical atheist boss?
That’ll show 'em!
Bloods or Crips
How to deal with an evangelical atheist boss?
Sicking a gang on them is going too far.
** Least favorite Halloween candy
Amy Winehouse’s new plastic boobs**
** Women don’t get it, and every guy does
When people just don’t get it **
**Is it still de rigeur to submit a 1 page resume? How about…
Family shorthand
**
It might cut your resume to less than 1 page but you still won’t get the job!
**Weird turn ons, fetishes, and sexual activities (TMI)
Are you more likely to oogle at domestic animals or charismatic megafauna?
**
**Prince Charles asked me to get him tea.
The gayest thing ever?**
Holy Crap I think I’m Pregnant!!
Bea Arthur’s Beautiful Gift
Even death can’t stop her from reproducing.
** Holy Crap I think I’m Pregnant!!
Levi Johnston Spills His Guts On Sarah Palin In Interview **
** Weird turn ons, fetishes, and sexual activities (TMI)
Anal Sex **
Almost not true anymore.
** Doper Parents: What’s your kid gonna be for Halloween?
Bloods or Crips **
Neither – Hell’s Angel
**You’d think a school nurse could spot head lice!
WalMart covers all your needs… **
More sci-fi with this theme?
The best <blank> in town!
Oh, a Match-Game question…OK, think, think; what would Brett, Charles, Richard, Fanny, Betty, and Joyce say?
Butt…no, wait, boobs, that’s it, boobs.
How comfortable are you being naked in front of others?
Creepy and spooky Youtube
That’s not very nice.