In this thread, I decided if there was going to be a pirate ship, I was going to be Captain and wear the really big hat. **Anastasaeon ** wants to be a crew member, so she’s First Mate.
Who else wants in? Females only for crew, but men can be scrubbers, servants, and of course, concubines! We promise you’ll enjoy it…Inigo Montoya is our first volunteer.
(Speaking pirate is not necessary.)
This male would love to be a concumbine! I also have a lot of experience as a drink-hauling, shade-providing man wench.
Yar!!
So… nobody gets to be Roger The Cabin Boy?
You might want to reconsider the female only crew. Every good pirate ship needs a wizard on board, and I am volunteering.
And yes, I am a genuine wizard. My Staff has a knob on the end. 
I’ll be the misandrist cook.
Heh. Heh. Hehehehehehe…
And you thought scurvy was bad!
(where is the evil smirking smiley?)
State your qualifications, me buckos!
And I can find a perfectly good wizard lass. If she wishes to take you on as an “apprentice”, then you can come.
No scurvy men as crew!
A femal crew is all well and good but you know damn well that there isn’t a female among you that can read a damn map. <sigh>… Ay, I be the navigator. Arrrgh!
But I’ll expect payment in gold and sexual booty as bonus.
I’m a wizard lass. And I like pirate clothes. 
I’m in!
I mean, erm … aye, aye, Captainess!
Yarr! First Mate Anastasaeon here - here to shake down some of these concubinees.
Lessee those lily-white collegiate hands o’ yours, Clotha… I know a few lady wizardesses, and enchantresses, so you might want to pull yer stump around here and work yer way up… checks Clotha’s pockets Feelin lighter, love? Grab a mop and don’t go all Fantasiee on us like the Mickery Mouse fella.
Mika, I’m going below to take a nap, been up all night skinnin rats. Yell if’n anyone tries anything funny - I sleep like the wee dolphins, with one eye wide open, and my ears be like seashells. I’ll pull the graveyard shift. We need more crew, I hope to see some more staff in t’evening.
All right, Draelin, you’re in as the resident wizard! Do you want **Clothahump ** as your concubine and apprentice?
Quickie, baby, sorry, but my First Mate is selecting the male crew and she is my navigator until we get another female. If she likes you, then you can be the future Navigator’s slave.
So we have:
Captain **Anaamika **
First Mate **Anastasaeon **
Wizard Draelin
Cook eleanorigby
The **Unkempt One ** as our first volunteer concubine…hehe.
Concubine Inigo Montoya reporting for boo…er, duty. Permission to be boarded? I have brought … the paddle.
Roger the cabin boy. Hmmmm…Arrrr matey, you just want me to go fetch some grog so you can stay back and roger the cabin boy! Give him a right round rogering, eh!
It is with no smal sense of glee that I happen to know that Roger, the name, comes from the Germanic tongues and means “famous with the spear;” and that roger is also a slang term meaning to “have at,” if you will, with multiple thrusts of one’s personal “spear.”
A female crew? Ye mought as well dub your ship “Friday the Thirteenth” an’ be done with it, along of sailing her out the harbour to a rousing chorus of “King Neptune Wears Silk Underwear”. :eek:
Nope, I reckon I’ll chance me arm aboard the leakiest, rat-desertedest hulk rotting in Tortuga harbour afore I’ll sign on along of ye, “Captainess” :rolleyes:
Anybody whose name contains the word “hump” is alright by me, as long as he’s good at it. 
Our ship is filling up! We need more crew…more females!
Captain Anaamika
First Mate Anastasaeon
Wizard Draelin
Cook eleanorigby
Concubines:
Clothahump
The Unkempt One
Inigo Montoya
And we’re keelhauling Malacandra. Remember, Captain gets first dibs at the concubines!
Don’t be doin’ that, “cap’n”. Ye’ll be sorry.
Meanwhile, I’ll just be sendin’ the parson over to give ye a send-off, along of a fresh pig fer yer stores, some salt, and a couple of nice fresh salmon.
It’s not like ye could get any unluckier
Argh! Last I checked, I was a girl! I’ll be shipboard entertainment!
All right, who’s up for showtunes??
One
singular sensation
Every little step she takes
Hey! Where be my backup dancers?
E.
Fine. But just so as y’know… I’ve got his here treasure map and it’s mine. If you want me booty, you’ll have to ask polite like. And bring yer mate. We’ll negotiate.
Well, you’ll need a navigator. I’m handy with a map and compass, can find the north star and shoot a sextant. And I look sexy shooting the sextant.
bus guy requesting permission to sail yer scurvy female ship as a cabin servant. sweepin’ and keeping an eye on yer booty when yer sleepin are what i offer. and i can spare yer first mate from skinnin rats, 'cause i luv skinninn rats!
Captain **Anaamika **
First Mate **Anastasaeon **
Wizard Draelin
Cook eleanorigby
Navigator Dorjan
Entertainer **Elza ** B
Concubines:
Clothahump
The Unkempt One
Inigo Montoya
Cabin Servants:
mr bus guy
Quickie, we don’t have time for you! If we feel like it we’ll take over your ship and run you aground, and take what we like. We’ve got our own treasure!
Malacandra, we’re a bunch of hot female pirates! We be havin’ all the luck we need!
I still need:
Second Mate
More Cabin Servants!
What else? Ooo! A name for our ship! Suggestions?