Aw, man! (Joe Millionaire)

If this guy is really rich, then he’s the greatest method actor the world has ever known.

Dick Cheney in swimsuits is ewww. Al Roker in swimsuits is ewww. Howard Stern in swimsuits is ewww.

But Evan Marriott in swimsuits is ewww? :confused:

Yes. God yes. Especially in those swimming suits.:eek:

Yeah, those swimsuits are definitely TMI.

Got it. The nude or semi-nude body of a handsome, well-developed young man is disgusting. What was Michelangelo thinking?

I missed the first showing on Monday night, but I got to see the Encore yesterday.

HALF WAY THROUGH the friggin’ encore, they showed an ad for next week’s episode of Joe Millionaire, which clearly showed that MELISSA HAD BEEN THE ONE WHO WAS CUT!

:mad: Ruined the suspense for the rest of the friggin’ episode.

Ew is right. This guy is NOT that handsome, IMHO. He looks more like one of those iron pumping addicts.

Now, if Goran Visnjic would model like that…

I will just say that Evan is not my type. And those particular swimsuits would be double ewwww on anyone. But I’d agree, Evan looks better in them than I imagine Dick Cheney would.

And I had actually managed to not imagine Dick Cheney in a swimsuit for nigh unto 32 years now. Until I read this thread.

Thanks a lot, people… :stuck_out_tongue:

I’m not sure I understand this, except I am moved to point out that “rich” and “intelligent” are completely different things.

I’ve decided that I’m going to start the rumor that the actual truth is that Zora (since it’s probably not bondage-babe) is super-wealthy, so the real stunt is seeing if Evan would choose her out of a crowd of many, without knowing of the money. I doubt it’s true, but that’s my best attempt at a WAG.

So True. What I meant was that he has no idea how to do things that rich people would know how to do, like, say, to take a random example, open a bottle of champagne. :slight_smile:

But Joe Millionaire is supposedly a construction worker who inherited the millions only two years ago. This rich people stuff is supposed to be relatively new to him.

I could learn how to be rich in just two years.

Don’t believe me? Give me $50 million and I’ll show ya.

:wink:

BTW, y’all realize that tonight’s episdoe will not have the “reveal”. He will pick the “winner” this week and then next week there is a two hour special where the bombshell is dropped on the winner and all the other ladies who particiapted.