Well pretty much! A co-worker got me hooked on this board and now I don’t do my job anymore! So they’re “letting me go!”
BUT I DON’T blame the SDMB! 
It’s not the Mods fault that this message board is addictive! In fact, I applaud SD for sustaining such an incredible site!
I hated my job and was gald to be going!
Thanks SDMB!
Um, congrats?
Thanks! 
Hey, that’s great news! Now you’ll have more time to read the boards!!
Plus, you’ll get to sit up all night if you want, because you won’t have to go to work in the morning! Excellent!!
I hope you remember to thank the boards for making your life so much better!
Man. . .
Fuckin SDMB almost cost me my job today
Awesome! SDMB cost me my job today!
Monster.com: If you don’t want to help me, just fucking say so!
How’s that for concurrent thread titles. It’s probably not that funny, but the idea that people are risking their jobs for this site just makes me laugh. Dumbasses. I mean you idio. . .
::looks around. realizes he’s at work. realizes he might get fired for slacking off. moves fingers into better position for alt-tab move::
Ummm. Nevermind.
DaLovin’ Dj
I have the quickest alt-tab hands in the west.
The problem with that, of course, is sometimes my previous window is also not very work-related. It’s even more embarrassing to alt-tab out of the SDMB, only to pop up my fantasy football scores, with executive staff peering over my shoulder…
Glad to be of entertainment!
Finally! I’ve been WAITING for this to happen to someone.
It never ceases to amaze me how many of you post from work. I could never…
i used to try to pretend i was working, but now i just read and type away! (kinda slow around here!) the other day, i asked my boss if he had a project i could be working on and he tells me, “nah, go check out the straight dope and see whats new!”
i got laid off at my last job, i used to think it was the shit, and was devastated! now i work here and its twice as good! life is excellant!
Ha! I can quick-close 8 IE5 screens under 3 seconds, punk.
To the OP: we aim to please! Good luck in your job hunt.
Not having a computer at work, I’m in no danger of losing my job because of the SDMB. However, the other day I was so busy thinking about an idea I had for a thread that I almost drilled a hole through my thumb. I’m pretty sure this board may yet cost me a digit.
This is why I’m reluctantly glad that I don’t have internet access at work. There I would be, up to my waist in the Straight Dope, drinking it by the gallon, rubbing it all over my face in such a state of distracted bliss that I would completely forget about the stuff they pay me for. Ahh, Çyrin. There but for the grace of cheap-ass administrators go I.
I occasionally surf the SDMB at work, but I’m the network admin in charge of the net filter/logging software so… 
now you can devote your days to pumpkin pie!
Surfin’ cool boards - just another reason to be glad I’m a stay-at-home mom!
Sheri
Screw the pie - take my advice and just squirt whipped cream directly into your mouth. It’s not like there’s anybodya round to see you, anymore.
{I can joke, because I was out of work for 3 months earlier this year. Now I’m working, so THPTHPTFFFF!
Holy Cow that was quick, and with only about 100 posts. Too bad you couldn’t have suqeezed out at least 500. Enjoy your new life. p.s. as confortable as it may be to post naked from your house, you don’t have to tell us about it
Yeah, holding down ALT-F4 is cheating, though.
I’ll take you on! I’ll take you all on! Through a combined use of ssh, anonymizers, and judicious bribes to certain members of the MIS crew, I am immune to any adverse effects from posting on the SDMB during the day. I am invincible!
(Of course, even though I posted that tongue-in-cheek, from home no less, I’ll probably be called into a vice president’s office tomorrow.)
as of yesterday had only three posts
as of now i think its 15
at thsi rate i’ll be looking for a job pretty soon
maybe we can form a club or something
Whew… a thread where I don’t need to apologize for anything. Cool.