One of the newish girls in my department just casually wandered by and after a bit of awkward conversation, rather hesitantly asked me if I would like to go with her to a movie that’s being screened on campus tonight.
I’m married, so I had to tell her that, but it was inordinately flattering for me, a 37-year-old, balding, slightly overweight dude.
She’s damn cute, too!