Ah…a bit of ignorance banished. Thank you.
From your link:
Thanx! I think I’ve finally figured out what I’ve been doing wrong all these years!
:smack:
Question is, who’s going to tell him?
On the road to recovery! Yuppee!
:: exasperated sigh ::
How many times have the Righteous members of this board chastised the Loonie Lefties for incessant Bush-bashing? In just the last 24 hours?
Are there not, in fact, Pit threads that bewail the superfluity of Bush-bashing on our beloved board?
Is it then so perniciously beyond the pale for a Dayum’d Lib’rul to engage in self-mockery, to acknowledge the long-suffering plaints of the Oppressed Minority by openly admitting the degrading depths to which the sweet addiction to Bushevisceration may lead one?
:: cocks head, regards complainant skeptically ::
Okay, let me put it this way:
Pointless joke Pit thread BAD
Humorous Pitting of bad behavior GOOD
D’oh.
I shouldn’t have gone for a phonetic tranliteration of my imagined russian accent.
Erm. Yep. :smack:
But, in my defense I can say that there’s a rumor that Bush is into puppies.
Who cares that I’m the one starting the rumor? Tell a friend. Cute little puppies.
Hi: My name is Grizz, and I’m a Bush Basher.
I really don’t have a choice.
My wife absolutely MUST have that hedge in front of the house taken down. It’s for the new landscaping ya know.
So for the past several days, I’m out there digging and chopping and pulling. Dang, some of those roots are THICK and deep.
I really do need help. I mean, could any of you spare a few hours using a shovel or hatchet?
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Hmm? What’s that?!
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Ohhhh… THAT Bush!
Well, that’s different alltogether!
I’m a friend of George W.
Hmmmm. Celebrity Death Match. Who would win? Bush or Nixon? 
I give it to Nixon. Bush tends to come out energetic and attack head on, but flags and can’t seem to finish off his opponent. Tricky Dicky likes to hang back, assess his opponent’s weaknesses, and then strike (usually below the belt) when said opponent’s attention is distracted.
Bush’s albums Sixteen Stone and Razorblade Suitcase were pretty good, but Golden State and Reconstructed were just, you know, lifeless. Sorry, that’s just how it is.
Nixon in the first round. Go with the guy who does his own knife-fighting over the one who has others do it for him.
Fraternal greetings from the Bush Bashers, UK section.
In case you haven’t heard, there were no WMD’s in Iraq.
And evolution is backed by evidence, unlike intelligent design.
And it is incredibly depressing that such a great nation as the US has committed Guantanamo Bay, Abu Ghraib and other human rights abuses.
My name is DMark, and I am Bush Basher.
My goal is to take every opportunity to keep the heat on Dubya, the most corrupt, evil, hypocritical, unqualified President in the history of the US.
During our break today, help yourself to donuts and coffee and some light reading.
I’m not a Bush-basher. I’m an idiot-basher.
It’s not my fault if GWB is the biggest idiot running around these days…
danceswithcats
Some spoiled little brat grows up and tells the American people that gay marriage is evil, abortion is murder and how deeply he believes in God. On that alleged political platform, this brat gets elected President of the United States - twice* !!!
Nothing funny about that. :mad:
Wow, Finn, I had totally missed the catapulting quotation! It is so sad that he doesn’t even realize how bad it is to broadcast the actual truth of his plans!
EddyTeddyFreddy, you are really on your toes! But since I know that danceswithcats would not stoop so low as to try to disguise an accusation of you-know-what and in so doing, actually break a forum rule, I’m going to go with Starving Artist’s definition. Besides, I’m not doing this to bait people, so any such accusation would be wrong.
Today I heard about a high school student who was elected “Student Most Likely to Become the First Woman President.” At the last moment, some unknown student changed the title in the yearbook to “Student Most Likely to Assassinate the President.” The Secret Service is investigating.
That is sad.
Your tax dollars at work.
John Carter of Mars, don’t worry, fella. I still have my priorities…I will trade you one Hillary for a McCain with an Olympia Snowe sidekick. Deal?
Welcome to glee from our International BBA Branch! Or were we founded there – I forget!
I must confess. I am a member of Amnesty International. This makes remaining on the wagon really difficult.
You know how overeaters and alcoholics have trouble during holidays? I’m worried about Memorial Day. I don’t know if I can get through it without having a go at B.
Hmmm Memorial Day. I may eat some pretzels and go on a bicylce ride, two things our fearless leader can’t seem to do properly, unless choking and crashing are how yer s’posed to do them. I guess he’ll make some speech about how he’s kept the world safe from democracy or something.
You’ll be pleased to know that that organization has been officially declared ‘Shrill’ by the commandant of the U.S. naval base at Guantanamo Bay.
I don’t stoop to a damned thing. I called this thread for what it was and is: a waste of bandwidth. You folks don’t like Dubya. No shit! You folks don’t like what the House and Senate are doing. Really? I’m shocked. Well thank you all for filling me in on your views, as if I haven’t read them, the same old same old, revised and edited, ad nauseum.
Here’s a newsflash, I’m not entirely enamored with what the GOP is doing, either. That said, sitting around in a back-slapping circle-jerk congratulating one another for coming up with a marginally new way to restate the same insult for the 10^17th time isn’t ignorance fighting. It’s ignorance perpetrating. It doesn’t make me a Bush apologist, just someone who wishes you’d grow the hell up.
Specific issues are one thing. Generic “I think Republicans are poopy-heads” threads are juvenile. That horse is dead. It’s bones are bleached white and broken, ground to dust. Cease the beathing, why don’t you?
Gotta be thorough about this, Dances. I mean, just when you think you’ve beaten the last spark of malignant life, the corpse twitches. Usually the hindquarters, where the tail connects to the spine.
Beating to death just won’t get it, the corpse must be quartered and buried with a black cat under four different crossroads, with some Johnny Conkeroo and a silver dime. Buncha garlic can’t hurt. And keep the kids away when there’s a full moon.
Oooooh! You attained Maximim Shrillhood! I am so jealous! I usually only make it up to the “Yer An Asshole” level. Good work!
So, they have no “prisoner of war” protection, and since they are being held with no criminal charges, they have none of the protections even an axe murderer might have either. Fact: Poopy Head In Cheif appointed to a high position the very same person he previously hired to “investigate the legalities” of indefinite detainment (without bothering to file charges) and torture.
OK, they didn’t flush any books, they only tortured people. That’s OK then (?)
All brought to you by the Republican poopy heads in Washington. There. I said poopy head again. Nyah nyah nyah.