Babar –
You haven’t been seeing any 6-foot white rabbits lately, have you?
Any strange interludes with Claude Raines?
“pluto … a seriously demented but oddly addictive presence here.” – TVeblen
Hi everyone…I’m FINALLY here…and no, i’m not a figment of Babar’s imagination…but …as he said…I am new to this so…have patience, please
Hi mom! When can I get my allowance? 
Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.
Booyaaaaaaaaah!
Hey…what can i say…empty pockets once again…no allowance for you
Good ol’ Lando always came through.
Hmmm…nothing like impressing my new friends with my inability to figure out this site…i’ll get it sooner or later…
Hi mom! I’m gonna ask again “What’s fer dinner?” I’ve been a good boy, cleaned my room and everything. Can we have spasketti? Huh? Can We? Can We? Can We? Can We? Huh? Can We? Pleeeeeeease?
“Many count their chickens before they are hatched; and where they expect bacon, meet with broken bones.”
–Miguel de Cervantes–
Okay, this Mom doesn’t spank little punks, she KICKS ASS! Beware
Well, we sure have the asses that need kicking! She should do just fine here. 
Oh, Mom? UncleBeer hit me! And Satan is sitting on MY side. Make them stop!
Ranger Jeff
*The Idol of American Youth *
Riders In The Sky
Hey, Mom. Welcome. Um… look around, but maybe don’t go to the Pit right away. Things have been a little… er…
Anyway, we’re generally happy fun people! Enjoy.
Well I’ll be hornswaggled.
I thought Babar was having another flashback.
Hi, Mom. This one’s for you.
A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
Mom, let me warn you about a couple of the posters here.
WallyM7 is fine, but when he talks about the voices in his head, just nod and smile.
Ukulele Ike talks with his mouth full.
Babar714 has a tendency to make up imaginary friends.
UncleBeer will pretend to be nice to you, but don’t turn your back on him, because then he’ll denigrate you with his clique.
Eve is actually a dominatrix, so don’t get in a thread alone with her.
The moderators will say “this is a nice friendly environment”, but as soon as one word passes your lips that’s mocking/critical of one of them, whoosh! you’re out the door.
Never use the word “fat”, “evolution”, or “god” in a post, otherwise you’re in for big trouble and a never-ending thread.
I have much more information available on the regular posters. E-mail me privately and I’ll give you the straight dope.
Hitting on the one called “Mom” already, Arnold? Let’s explore that a bit, shall we?
Is there any purer love than the love for mother? I don’t want to even begin to think about what you’re insinuating.
::running, jumping, pouncing, hugging::
JEFF!!!
Jeff’s back!!!
::bouncing, happy dance::
Jeff’s back!!!
-Melin
Melin:
Lucky Jeff.
Hi Mom. Welcome to the club.
Hi Mom, and welcome.
Remember, when they make fun of you it means they like you (or that’s what my mom always used to tell me…)
Catrandom
Hey Mom, I forgot to mention Catrandom. You can trust her with your life.
And you used <font color=00FF00>all three</font> of them in a single post. You might want to warn Mom not to stand next to you for a while, until the curse wears off.
Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.
“I’m a god. I’m not the God–I don’t think.” --P.C.