Hi Mom! Can I get my nose pierced? Oh come on, all my friends have their noses pierced!
YES I’d jump off a cliff if all my friends did it! Geez! Why do you ask me that every time I want to do something fun!
I’m going to the library now, okay? YES the library! YES I’m telling the truth! Man, tell just ONE LITTLE FIB…can I go now?
See you later! YES I’m wearing clean underwear!
“The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his ribcage.” --anonymous redhead
Another mother. Great. That’s all I need.
Seriously though, welcome. If Babar vouches for you, you must be OK.
So are you a Wendy and Peter Pan kind of mother, or the dreaded I-had-such-high-hopes-for-you kind?
Mr. K’s Link of the Month:
What is John Kricfalusi (“Ren and Stimpy”) doing these days?
The Goddamn George Liquor Program
WallyM7
February 2, 2000, 4:55am
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Lemme see.
Ouch!
Sorreee.
I don’t have to do drugs to mess up my head. I went to Catholic school.
system
February 2, 2000, 6:36am
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Hey, that Cowboy’s a special guy – but ::sideways glance:: there’s always a warm spot in my heart for an Irishman.
Did I mention I’m a redhead?
-Melin
I’ve fixed that. Today at lunchtime I walked backwards under a ladder and crossed the street right before a black cat ran across it. But thank you for your concern.