Back off, Buster!

Ran across what is sure to be the latest in haute women’s fashion apparrell – the no-contact jacket for women. From the site:

Even cooler still, it’s got a little cut-away on the shoulder where you can see the electric sparks jumping back and forth. This is supposed to help warn off would-be attackers, but I just think it looks mighty wicked! This baby’s going on my Christmas list!

Holy Crap! I’d forget and shock the pee out of me!

Well, just remember: it’s not a reversible!

I just know i’m going to get home and find my girlfriend has bought one :rolleyes:

if the date on the site is correct, it would appear that the jackets have been available for over a year.

I hope it doesn’t rain.

I hope nobody tells these people that most cases of rape are acquaintance rape, not the movie-style “strange minority man in a dark alley” thing…

As a mad scientist, I am so turned on right now.

My mind swims with images of caresses, and stroking fingers being met with sparks. A tongue traces the swell of a breast as bright arcs dance upon it. In the end two bodies lie utterly spent, surrounded by memories of ectsasy . . . and the smell of ozone.

Taking bets on how soon before a parent is charged with child abuse for hugging the kid with the jacket on.

And if you think I’m joking:
ANGLETON, Texas (AP) —A man was convicted Thursday of using a stun gun to discipline his 8-year-old stepson.

OH GHOD! Mother + Jacket + Infant in arms = CNN story. And all by accident. :eek: :eek: :eek: