I got some dem weddin invites in da mail!
Everyone has those family members that no one really talks about, right? Please don’t tell me it’s just me!
My cousin sent out wedding invitations, and we all got a pretty good laugh out of it. But it was a scary laugh…
Mine was addressed to “Mr. Mrs BearNapples”
First of all, I am not married. And if I was, how about an “and” between “Mr. Mrs.” But those are just minor compared to the fact that my last name is “NENNO”, not fucking “Napples”. And how about putting a space between my first and, supposedly last name. (Or hell… at least an underscore. he he he)
My brother’s was addressed to “Mr. Mrs Chris Napples”
My other brother’s was addressed to “Mr. Mrs Micheal Schiedenhelm”
That’s not even CLOSE to “Nenno”. That’s my mother’s maiden name. WTF?
My parent’s was addressed to “Joy and Steave”.
Close. . .
Poor kid. Shows what a lack of 9th grade education will do for you. Maybe I shouldn’t nitpick. Everyone has typos… but you’d think someone would proof read her wedding invitations. And you know… had my last name been spelled “Nino, Neno, Ninno” or any other million variations, I would have not cared as much. But “Napples” isn’t even close. At least she spelled Schiedenhelm correctly. Too bad that isn’t my brother’s last name. Hell, I can only assume she spelled “Napples” correctly too.
There is an RSVP post card inside. I have to find a stamp now.
At the top, I have to write my name in. It just has a big “Mr. Mrs” and a blank line. Should I put “Nenno” or “Napples”???
Inside the card:
A Special Love Shared by Two
A Lifetime Filled with Dreams Come True
A Special Love Like No Other
With Eight Kids and No Others
Yes, she is 19 (maybe 20). She has 8 kids, three of them hers and she is marrying a 30 something year old deadbeat. Woohoo! Get your shotguns and moonshine, we havin ourselves a weddin!!!
“Backyard Reception to Following at Chuck’s Home”