Bacon Coffin!

The makers of Bacon Salt have branched out.
Introducing: The Bacon Coffin!
http://www.king5.com/news/local/Bacon-Coffin-lets-bacon-lovers-die-AND-go-to-Heaven-144915135.html

My mother saw this in the paper* last week and felt compelled to clip it out for me. The article now resides proudly on the fridge.

What? Your mother doesn’t clip out coffin company information for you?

*I know, the paper, how quaint.

I thought the title said “Bacon Coffee,” which is one bacon product that doesn’t sound very good.

dogs will dig you up.

It does sort of remind me of a great big Beggin’ Strip.

Aw, I thought it was actually going to be made out of bacon. (Although if might be appropriate for people who eat too much bacon – they’re going to need that coffin pretty soon)