The makers of Bacon Salt have branched out.
Introducing: The Bacon Coffin!
http://www.king5.com/news/local/Bacon-Coffin-lets-bacon-lovers-die-AND-go-to-Heaven-144915135.html
My mother saw this in the paper* last week and felt compelled to clip it out for me. The article now resides proudly on the fridge.
What? Your mother doesn’t clip out coffin company information for you?
*I know, the paper, how quaint.
I thought the title said “Bacon Coffee,” which is one bacon product that doesn’t sound very good.
dogs will dig you up.
It does sort of remind me of a great big Beggin’ Strip.
Aw, I thought it was actually going to be made out of bacon. (Although if might be appropriate for people who eat too much bacon – they’re going to need that coffin pretty soon)