If you’re serious, Beck, about wearing a helmet to protect your noggin, there are medical helmets to do just that. An occupational therapist or physical therapist could help you pick out a good one for you, that’s why they went to school as those years.
Helmets come in all shapes, forms and colors so you can pick a Beck-worthy one:
Yes. I’m pretty sure the doctor meant those ones.
I could see you in one of those in a creamy Siamese beige/taupe with little Siamese ears added on by one of your artistic Wrek kids.
So, googling “safety helmet cat ears” gave a lot of results. @BippityBoppityBoo , you’re on to something. 
This might not be sufficiently padded.
But adorable!!
That hat’s not right.
What she needs is a hand to hold to keep her from falling in the first place.
I’m imagining you looking like a bobblehead.
Hey, this could be a marketing opportunity to help offset medical bills!
Well, whats your favorite team? Get their helmet🏉
A more serious answer: there are devices which have built-in accelerometers, and which can detect a fall in progress – and then instantly deploy an inflatable helmet to protect the wearer’s head. (I’ve actually looked into one of these for my father.)
that is absolutely awesome! it sparked joy for me!
Hey I want that. Grandwreks would love it.
They would want to put it on, and then get thrown down the stairs, to have it activate. 
So I glanced thru the rest of the stuff they have there. I want a full instant airbag outfit.
Lots of cool things, but the DIY vasectomy I can live without.
That blows my mind🤯
Trying to decide whether I should send the link for the DIY vasectomy to my husband just to see the reaction. (evil grin)
It’s a good deal at $8.49, too! 
I reckon you wouldn’t get pregnant while you have that in house.
Hubby getting frisky? But your favorite show is on. Put the box on the coffee table.
No baby for you.
Perfect birth control.
That vasectomy gizmo sounds like an old veterinary tool, called a “bloodless castrator.”
Mike Rowe (Dirty Jobs) worked in New Zealand and helped the ranch hands castrate baby lambs.
They BIT them off! No swallowing, the testicles were later cooked up to make lamb fries.
Retch!
~VOW
If it’s what I’m thinking of, I’ve seen a photo of one marketed as “The Elastrator”.