I’m 53 and most likely pre-menopausal. Pregnancy is wildly unlikely anyway. I just think the reaction would be funny. Problem here is that DH and I share the Amazon account, so surprising him would be a challenge. 
Rubber bands.
I’ve seen Dr. Pol use a heavy duty looking wrench thing that crushes the vas deferens(I guess that’s the body part) on a giant Percheron horse. Sounded horrible.
That horse went crazy. I thought he was gonna break Dr. Pols arm.
They put rubber bands on piglets and lambs. I can’t imagine that’s comfortable either. The rubber bands have a tool to put them on with.
If the vascetomy kit has that tool I’d like one. Good for tie-dying Tee-shirts.
Thought you would get a kick out of today’s Pearls Before Swine strip Beck:
I did enjoy that.
I’ve been accused of thinking the universe being all about, ME!!
With proof you’ve provided there’s really only one conclusion. 
So are we the Wreck Salvage Crew?
Wear that badge with pride!! 
(plus five characters)
I so want a patch!
In the meantime, here’s the team’s t-shirt:
Will it come in blue?
It certainly could!
I like it!
Here ya go!
any news on how ( Mr) big wrek is handling all of this?
Mr. Wrekker is usually silent about these things. He came yesterday and said “I didn’t think you could get much skinnier, Olive Oyl”
He stayed maybe 30 mins.
Brought me lite Peanut Butter and crackers. This is just how he is.
I assume he’s back at the Lake House, fishing.
Perfect. (The shirt - the shirt is perfect)
The fishing is probably soothing.
And not sinking the new truck?
That’s always a possibility.