Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?

If *this * is the most “WHACKED OUT thread” you’ve ever read- you, sir, need to spend more time on the internet.

Why is there no BLINK tag???!?

Sorry, I would have included one, should it have been available when I wrote my rant…

I find Twix’s behavour and attitude reprehensible. Still, it’s her call. But saying that she doesn’t date men in committed relationships and calling this one not one is self serving.
This is really hard to get past…

If Maria really is a crazy stalker trying to drive away the other women in his (non-committed sex) life so she can have him all to herself, this will end her relationship with him for sure. Even crazy stalker bitches know that. No, Maria’s original email was level. As was her follow up that she wouldn’t contact** Twix** again. Guy gets caught cheating and lies to cover his cheating, yeah that’s never happened before.

I have a big 8"X10" glossy of just that.

Nevermind.

We all deal with it how we must…

Suck it up, noob

Well I wouldn’t want anybody to become irrational!

Cheshire Human, this is out of line for MPSIMS. You’re not allowed to insult other posters here, much less say they should be shot. This is a formal warning. Don’t do this again.

Pardonnez moi, je must vomit…
YAKKKKK.

Oh, sorry, I soiled your shoes.

In my personal experience, it’s five life-destroying psycho-exes (one male, four female) and two blatant liars for the sake of sex on the side (one each male and female–and I was one of her victims, as an aside.) My personal experience suggests the conventional wisdom on the relative proportions here is bull.

Absolutely, and I don’t deny it. However, see above–having been on both sides, I maintain that my call is for neutrality even if I spend more time defending JP because his defenders are in the minority.

“Neutrality” means stop fucking the guy.

After another reading:

Even if it’s directed only toward people who won’t submit an imaginary essay, we’ve got very little patience with death threats on this board. If there’s any more of this your stay here will be very short.

I might point out that I insulted No one. Although I did mention Diogenese (sp?) I did NOT insult anyone at all. Please, if I did, show me my mistake. Quote me. The “should be shot” bit is just a rhetorical device that has been used for a couple hundred years. “Put 'em up against a wall” has a very specific, but these days, a highly rhetorical meaning. And, has been mostly ignored since long before the French Revolution in seventeen sumptiadda sumptin. I’m actually using wording from Pink Floyd’s “The Wall” album, but “Up Against a Wall” has been being used since LOOONG before I was born. It’s just a freakin’ standard rhetorical device that goes back a couple of hundred years. Sorry if someone reading this is “educationally deficient”, and so doesn’t get my classical references. “GEESH…!!!” If I really wanted to kill someone, they would not have had been given the option to object. I would have just terminated the “idjit”. Some people REALLY need to read basic history.

You just keep diggin’ there, pal.

Okay.

Find a different rhetorical device. I know you don’t expect people to send essays and that you’re not going to find and shoot anybody. That’s not the point. The point is that this style of address is not allowed here. (I don’t think they would tolerate it in the Pit either, but I leave it to the mods there to decide.)

Our main rule here is “Don’t be a jerk.” Calling people idiots and saying you’d like to shoot them is being a jerk whether you couch it as a “rhetorical device” or not.

I’m familiar with what happened at the Bastille, thank you. Your posting privileges are going to get guillotined if you continue to address people this way, is that clear? Don’t do it again.

If you have any more questions about this, ask them in the About This Message Board forum.

OK, I submit to your authority. Consider me chastised…

“Whimper, Whimper, Whimper…”

End of argument?

Good enough?

Gee, no-one will tell me I’m forgiven… Am I?

Shall I whimper some more???

Please sir, may I have some more?

Go forth and sin no more.

This thread is locked. Anybody who guessed it was going to end this way is damn good.