Ok We had the good bad game but we can also play it the other way around.
Lets play the super super optimist and change the bad news of the previous post into good fantastic news.
1 My boss wants to have sex with me.
My boss is Claudia Shiffer
2 My wife left me
Her life-insurance pays me and I'm rich rich rich.
Ok I’ll start the first one.
I have the biggest Ears in Europe. (Not counting Prince Charles)