Ok We had the good bad game but we can also play it the other way around.
Lets play the super super optimist and change the bad news of the previous post into good fantastic news.
Some examples
1 My boss wants to have sex with me.
answer
My boss is Claudia Shiffer
2 My wife left me
answer
Her life-insurance pays me and I'm rich rich rich.
Ok I’ll start the first one.
I have the biggest Ears in Europe. (Not counting Prince Charles)