Thought I’d see if we can get another continuing game off the ground. Finish this, and start the next one. Feel free to start with either the good news or the bad news, whichever you think has more humor potential.
The good news is, there are plenty of lobsters to go around. The bad news is . . .
The bads news: they’re 9 feet tall and superintelligent and came by spaceship to save their earth brothers.
The good news: We have plenty of butter
The bad news is, it’s been in the fridge for four years.
The good news is, we’ve also got pepperoni pizza!
The bad news is that it’s Domino’s pizza.
The good news is Jennifer Love Hewitt will get naked later.
The bad news is, she won’t do it until we’ve plucked your eyes out.
The good news is, you have six months to live.
The bad news is that Danny DeVito will also.
The good news is that the drinks are on the house.
Doh!! I’ll go again.
The bad news is that you can have no sex during that time.
The good news is that the drinks are on the house.
The bad news it’s $20 if you want alcohol in them.
The good news is there’s a live band.
The bad news is that it’s Polka!!
The good news is that you get to be on TV.
The bad news is that its a guest spot on Martha Stewart Living and you have to wear a smock.
The good news is that Delta will provide your air fare.
The bad news is the plane will be filled with muslim extremists between the age of 20 and 37.
The good news is there’s free condoms.
The bad news is you are allergic to latex.
The good news is you found 100 dollars.
The bad news is it belongs to Mike Tyson, and he wants it back.
The good news is he’ll give you a reward.
The bad news is he wants to give it to you alone in his hotel room later.
The good news is there’s intelligent life in the universe . . .
. . . the bad news is there’s none on Earth.
The good news is you have just won a new computer. . .
The bad news is they think Barbra Streisand is the Leader of All Mankind.
The good news is sales are up 50%. . .
The bad news is you have to claim it from Bill Gates…in Mike Tyson’s hotel room.
The good news is we just discovered a cure for AIDS
The bad news is it involves eating skunk scent glands daily.
The good news is you get to keep the skunks.
The bad news is that they are 9 feet tall and superintelligent and came by spaceship to save their earth brothers.
The good news is that red wine is good for your health.
The bad news is that it only works if you lick it off Ed Asner’s torso.
The good news is there’s a brand new car in the garage.