inspired bypezpunk’s thread
finally there is help for all you loveless crush-ees and needy crush-ers!
Submit your name here!
Using secret techniques known only to me, I will assign you a crush-ee.
or perhaps maybe you will be the object of affection?
how many crush-ees will you have?
Only the Baboon knows for sure.
in addition, you will receive a small tidbit forecasting your future.
Use it wisely.