Person Suffering an Asthma Attack = Weezer
It’s Possible They’re Extensively Large = They Might Be Giants
River of the Greek Underworld = Styx
Female Monarch = Queen
Oyster Product Jelly = Pearl Jam
Clueless Symphonic Machinations - Orchestral Manuevers in the Dark
Gossiproosters - Buzzcocks
Profound Amethyst - Deep Purple
Deviate Jazz Devotees - Stray Cats
Flesh Pummel Communique - Meat Beat Manifesto
It’s Possible They’re Extensively Large = They Might be Giants
River of the Greek Underworld = Styx
Female Monarch = Queen
(sorry to take the easiest again)
And even sorrier to have been beaten to them.
Ginger, my goddess, how are you today?
Set On Fire = Ignite
x^2 + y^2 = R^2 = Area
5 for 5 pink kitten, wtg. I have to quit this thread, otherwise I will get no work done. Luv ya, do not change.
Here is one - Cheese Whiz Employment
I also have to go…but first, the band that started this game (they don’t exist yet) Rage Against the Garden
Oyster Product Jelly = Pearl Jam
Incredibly Powerful CEO Sounds = Mighty Mighty Bosstones
It’s Possible They’re Extensively Large = They Might Be Giants
River of the Greek Underworld = Styx
Female Monarch = Queen
Tres Entryways Below = 3 Doors Down
Cement Airhead = Concrete Blonde
Okay, two more just because… 
Large Aural TNT
Orange shirt, Purple pants
Clash
Large Aural TNT = Big Audio Dynamite
Hitler’s Dog = Blondie
Large Aural TNT = Big Audio Dynamite
Everybody’s leaving? Boo-hoo!
How about “The Magnificent Two-seater Fords”?
The Magnificent Two-seater Fords = The Fabulous Thunderbirds
Update for the new page coming shortly. I’ll include hints for the ones that I did.
Thank God!
Mind-Altering Pelts = Psychedelic Furs
Tyne = Little River Band
rectum aquatic sportsmen = Butthole Surfers
These are still outstanding. If the contributors would like to give hints, that would be great.
**Divided by septum (easy, if you know what a septum is)
Cadillac Helper, just add ground beef (70’s supergroup)
The poisonous berries (Christmas time, in the 60’s)
Friend of one of those poisonous berries (easy if you get the above band)
River Bed In Egypt
Very Wide
Forefront Cafeteria
Wordprocessing Pioneer “Journalist”
Island of the mists
Highfalutin Herb
The Lonely
Mad Croatian Inventor
Slightly more than Between a half-dozen and a dozen mementos
Seducer Vacuum
Trepidation Plant
Defense Publications Habit
Detached Stoners
Vogue Contraption
Big Score Pleasantry
HURRY
Notes About Poon-Tang
Appalling Isthmuses
Pallet Argument
The Really, Really Shy People
cardio-workout gullwing-car
citrus fruit vision
Cheese Whiz Employment**
Are any of these bands known only on a local level, perhaps?
Aerobic DeLoreans, for instance, is not something that I’ve seen at the record store.
Thanks for the hints, DMC!
Cadillac Helper, just add ground beef (70’s supergroup) = Fleetwood Mac
The poisonous berries (Christmas time, in the 60’s) = The Hollies
Friend of one of those poisonous berries (easy if you get the above band) = Buddy Holly
Island of the mists = Avalon
HURRY = Rush (didn’t we do that one on page 1?)
I’ll give hints on mine when they’ve aged a little. 
I should play fair. Let me correct one of mine:
Instead of cardio-workout gullwing-car, let it be:
cardio-workout gullwing-carmaker
Yes, Rush has come up before, but with a different clue.
We can’t really expect the new folks to go read this gigantic thread.
Mad Croatian Inventor = Tesla?
HURRY = Rush
The Really, Really Shy People = The Shrinking Violets or The Wallflowers
Divided by septum (easy, if you know what a septum is)
OK, I found a band called Nose. If that’s it, I’m going to tear yours off and beat you to death with it.
I kid.