My h.s. marching band was billed as the “West Plains Zizzer Band.” Oh brother, we SUCKED.
Other possibilities:
-Yellow Snow (a blatant rip-off of Frank Zappa, and one we proudly used at state music festival, much to the horror of our director and judges)
-The Cypriots
-Disputed Border
-Baguette Junkies
-ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (performs only at Christmas)
-The Quiltin’ Grannies Hootenanny