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- ARIZONA 42-43
Pretty much says it all about the NL West, doesn’t it? First place, a team with a losing record.
Last year Arizona won a pile of games and a division despite scoring fewer runs than they allowed, which is a remarkable accomplishment. This year they have a losing record despite actually scoring a few more than they’ve allowed, though they’re not that far off. Looking at the lineup, I’m inclined to think the D’Backs will actually get better; Micah Ownings and Stephen Drew are better than that. Aside from Randy Johnson, who is about 87 years old, this is a very young team, and even within a season young teams tend to improve.
Pleasant Surprise: The entire bullpen
Disappointment: Eric Byrnes has just sucked balls
Holy Shit: The Snakes have the youngest lineup of position players in the major leagues, and they’re all decent, which means you can expect good things from this team for years to come.
2. LOS ANGELES 40-44
I base a lot of my thoughts on baseball teams by how many problems they could fix easily. A team that’s playing okay but has some big holes is, to my mind, in better shape than a team that might be a few games ahead but has no obvious repairs to make, because a team with clear, fixable weaknesses can plug those holes and improve immediately, while a team without can only improve by replacing a good player with a better one, which is hard. So I’m inclined to think that although I like Arizona, LA could still catch them if they can find a way to plug some of these holes. The Andruw Jones thing was a disaster and now full time at bats are going to Juan Pierre, who’s fun to watch but not a good enough hitter to play the outfield every day. Brad Penny has got to get better. If th Dodgers can find another outfielder who can hit, they can still make a run at it.
Pleasant Surprise: Hiroki Kuroda is 4-6 but he’s actually pitched very well.
Disappointment: Andruw Jones may win this category for the entire major leagues. Oh my God, what a disaster.
Holy Shit: I’m still back working on the whole Andruw Jones thing. Wow. What happened?
3. SAN FRANCISCO 37-48
The Onion had an article a few months ago entitled “San Francisco Giants Band Together to Score a Run.” That sums up this team, which for years was a terrible offensive club masked by having Barry Bonds on it. Their lineup is just a horror; it’s bad, and what competent hitters they do have are mostly very old, and so can’t be counted on going forward. The pitching staff isn’t too bad - it’s dragged down by Barry Zito, but they have several very good young arms. They need to rebuild.
Pleasant Surprise: Tim Lincecum has really burst onto the scene.
Disappointment: Barry Zito.
Holy Shit: Disappointment #2: Omar Vizquel, who apparently aged 27 years this past offseason.
4. COLORADO 34-51
I guess it’s safe to say the Colorado Rockies will not be repeating as National League Champions. The ineffectiveness, and long term loss of, Troy Tulowitzki is a huge blow, and speaking of blowing, the offense has blown in general. Willy Taveras is an absolute black hole in the lineup, and the team’s power is down across the board. 10th in the league in slugging is not nearly good enough in Coors. The pitching hasn’t been great, either. It’s still a young team, but they should be looking forward to 2009/2010 now.
Pleasant Surprise: Taylor Buchholz has really developed and is keeping the ball down, which in Coors Field is critical.
Disappointment: Tulowitzki’s injuury.
Holy Shit: Like, seriously, why is Willy Taveras playing full time? He’s always been an erratic hitter. He’s a great fourth outfielder, but this team has a lot of better bats.
- SAN DIEGO 33-53
Absolutely the worst team in baseball that actually has fans (so that discounts Washington.)
San Diego, as I am sure most people know, plays in an extreme pitcher’s park, Petco Park, which depresses offense by a huge amount. Parks that warp scoring levels tend to mask true problems and make it hard to discern what a team’s actual problems are. Obviously, the Padres have a lot of problems, but it’s interesting to note that superficially their pitching looks not too bad, while the offense looks atrocious, being only a tiny bit better than the Senators and worse than anyone else in the NL.
But in actual fact, the reverse is true. The offense isn’t good, but it’s not really as bad as it appears. They’re probably the second best offensive team in the NL West, behind Arizona. The pitching is in fact awful, easily the worst in the league except Pittsburgh. When you look at a San Diego pitcher, add about .6 to his ERA, and that’s how good he actually is.
Pleasant Surprise: Adrian Gonzalez isn’t a surprise anymore, but I don’t think people understand what an awesome slugger he is. To have hit 21 homers in the worst hitter’s park in baseball while batting .288 is very impressive. Chase Utley, who is hitting .300 with 23 homers, is not as good a hitter as Gonzalez.
Disappointment: It sucks to have Jim Edmonds go 16-for-90 and then hit like a crazy bastard in Chicago.
Holy Shit: Tony Clark’s still alive!