Who wins?
Well lets see.
Jedi knights have, force powers, greater numbers, and a kick ass lazer sword.
Batman…well he has…uh, good looks and a batarang.
After a rather dicey initial confrontation, probably involving a number of unpleasant burns, Batman would escape at the last minute.
Shortly thereafter, the Jedi would figure out that Batman, while dressed worse than Darth Vader, was actually working for the Light Side.
Around the same time, Batman would arrive at the same conclusion after extensive research in the Batcave. He would also come up with a gadget that neutralizes lightsabers, just in case.
Then they’d all rip out in the Batmobile and go kick Count Dooku’s ass…
well, a few minutes ago I almost found out who would win in a batman vs. aliens vs. predator fight… but i’m sorry to say that I still don’t know.
Let’s add another twist. Are these Jedis part of the dark side, or are they noble, Skywalkeresque Jedis?
'Cuz if the Jedis have been corrupted by the dark side, then Bats could inflitrate their ranks by putting on a big dark helmet. Once he’s there… well, let the fun begin.
Let’s add another twist. Are these Jedis part of the dark side, or are they noble, Skywalkeresque Jedis?
'Cuz if the Jedis have been corrupted by the dark side, then Bats could inflitrate their ranks by putting on a big dark helmet. Once he’s there… well, let the fun begin.
Depends on which Jedi.
If it’s the Jedi of the first three movies, they take Batman easily.
If it’s the ‘Attack of the Clones’ Jedi, who lose every fight they get involved in, then Bats has a field day.
Jedi.
Of course Batman wins.
Because the others are fictional characters.
The Jedis are fictional?
Even Luke?
Sadly, yes. Even Luke.
Yoda might be real, though. Of course if he’s real he’s still not a Jedi.
Batman vs. Darth Vader or the Emperor would end with Batman’s messy death, but . . . they aren’t Jedi! They’re Sith Lords!
Batman vs. Obi Wan . . .
Tougher to predict, but if Bats can keep away from the blad of Obi Wan’s lightsaber I think he could take it in the end.
Batman vs. Luke . . .
ANH Luke gets smacked down. Hard.
ESB Luke gets smacked down. Less hard, but he still gets smacked down.
RotJ Luke . . . see Obi Wan fight. Could go either way, but that lightsaber does give Luke an edge.
The thing is though, most Jedi powers relate to personal augmentation, the ability to increase one’s own strength and speed, to jump higher and move faster, etc. It’s nothing Batman hasn’t faced before. Batman’s will is too strong for Jedi mind tricks and Jedi don’t use moves like the Force Choke or Force Bolts, those are Sith methods.
Take away a Jedi’s lightsaber and he’s got nothing on Batman, not one or an entire squad.
Sith Lords are a different matter.
But of course, if Batman’s prepared . . .
C’mon, we all know the drill.
Batman … if he’s prepared…
If Batman had time to plan, he would win. Otherwise, Jedi in 6 games.
Awww, come on now, Obi Wan managed to kick Jango Fett’s ass without his saber, and we all know what a badass he was :rolleyes:
As most people have said, Dark Jedi would win rather easily, if they bothered to use their powers properly (which they never do). Simple though, blood vessel bursts in Bat’s brain, he’s dead.
I’m sure the Light Jedi can do something simple, like reverse his bloodflow slightly and force him to pass out or something like that. I haven’t read them, but in the later books, don’t they kinda do away with the whole “Light/Dark” side thing? They start to teach a whole shade of greys, so Light Jedi do start to learn force bolts and the like. Again, haven’t read the books, so I could be wrong.
Still, the whole “precognition” thing I think puts Jedi at a good avantage. They can block lasers, what’s a batarang going to do to them?
Batman vs. anonymous “Jedi”: Batman wins. He has market recognition.
Batman vs. Sith or Jedi gone bad (except Vader, Maul, Sideous, or another “name” Sith or bad Jedi): Batman wins. He has market recognition.
Batman vs. “name” Sith or bad Jedi: Batman either fights to a draw or “wins” but they get away. They have to be available for further marketing or to appear or have appeared in other products.
Batman vs. “name” Jedi: Either they fight to a draw or fight twice, once in circumstances that favor the Jedi, and once in circumstances that favor Batman. Each wins one of the fights and then both discover that “it was all a mistake” or that they were manipulated into fighting each other by a bad guy against whom they unite.
Umm…are all of you people oblivious to the fact that Batman sucks? This discussion shouldn’t even be happening.
He only sucks when played by Val Kilmer or George Clooney. Other than that, from what I’ve seen, he’s able to kick anybody’s ass.