Ooh! Now these would be neat, in a Monty Python-esque way…
Battle of the upper, lower cases:
SPOOFE vs. spooje
TwungTister vs. Bob Lawblaw
I could tie you up in knots!
Devil’s Advocate vs Angel of the Lord
Flower and Flowerchild versus Algernon
Why didn’t I think of that? :smack: (well done dan)
Zev Steinhardt v. Lynn Bodoni v. Arnold Winkelreid
OpalCat v. Beagle Dave
… winkelried v. wendell wagner v. john corrado v. rickjay v. rickq
LunaSea vs. Eva Luna vs. Luna Child
Ed Zotti vs Cecil Adams?
** vs. Xavier **
Puurplebear vs. Honey
Purrp will eat her up.
Yea right, promises, promises.
You want to put me up against two admins??? Are you mad?? 
Zev Steinhardt
I’ve always been afraid of this one:
SpoilerVirgin vs. Vinnie Virginslayer
Serves me right for having an obscure word from a foreign language as my user name. I guess I’m stuck duking it out with Uetke.
SkipMagic vs. evilskippy
It oughta be cool, but if you want, you can skip out on it.
OxyMoron vs Sentient Meat
Hey, I’m not forgotten!
er, um…
UncleBeer vs. Kamikaze
Homer J vs. Jane D’oh!
as_u_wish vs the dread pirate jimbo
I sure wish the list of user names wasn’t disabled, I feel certain there’s a “princess” or two out there.