I just want everyone to know that I’ve got a lot of funny, smart, sexy, flirty, horrifying, smart ass, bitchy and bizarre things to share. You’re just not bringing up the right subjects, and every question I come up with has already been asked.
I’ve only been here two months, and I’ve posted a lot of crap, but great God A’Mighty I swear, it’s only goin’ uphill from here. Just give me a minute, I’m gonna have something really really great.
SOMEHOW…Coldfire will notice me.
jarbabyj
I usually don’t get all mushy-assed around here (snort), but rest-assured, Jarbaby, you are already one of my fave posters. You are without a doubt on the Top 25 list. Every time I opened the Pit for about a week, I laughed til I cried at the thread title: “EAT ME!”, and the story about the dude behind the counter was beautiful. I laughed like an idgit.
I was a little concerned at first that your name might be a reference to Jar Jar Binks, but now that I realize your extremely high cool quotient, I don’t care (but please tell me it’s not! Please!)
If you ever piss me off, though, all this is null and void. So be careful. 
But don’t put your money on Coldie. I mentioned him 4,782 times in the “Cute Posters” thread over in IMHO, and he has yet to respond (pages 1 and 4, to be exact). He’s made of steel. I even used “sexily” in two sentences! Sheesh!
Oh my god! I’m flushed and sweaty! Thanks for saying that. the KFC story is a standard in my repetoire, along with the ol’- Jarbaby’s sister steals her underpants tale. But I’m waiting for the perfect time to bring that up.
Oh good lord no. I had a dream in highschool that I had Brett Favre’s baby, and I was so ashamed of it that I kept it in a mayonnaise jar. It’s all very simple.
I love a challenge. Someday maybe I’ll make him angry enough to publicly punish me or something…growwwllll…
jarbaby