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- Ms. Julia Roberts seems to be all over everything this week, due to what seems to be her first “serious” film role. If it will be taken seriously remains to be seen, but she “plays” someone with a set of noble principals. Whatever. - References to her as the “Pretty Woman” abound but I can’t help but notice that close up, she’s lookin’ kinda fugly. Her eyes look kinda hollow -particularly with bad lighting- and her nose is rather bumpy. Her body isn’t all that much either; she’s thin, as far as that goes, but thin hardly means beautiful in everyone’s book. She doesn’t look to be in particularly great shape physically, like say- Brandi Chastain or any of a multitude of other female athletes, she’s just thin. Which could be just because she sits around smoking cigarettes all day long, which is hardly impressive. She almost looks emaciated. This could be me just ripping on someone I’ll never get my hands on anyway, but there’s a lot of other famous ladies I’ll also never touch, that look much better and get less attention.
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- How about it, any other famous/showbiz people who are “reportedly” attractive? - MC
I don’t care how beautiful she is, she’s not getting my stash
Fabio - Ick
You turn me on. But maybe it’s because I just spent 20 years in the jungle, getting it on with anything I could attract with a piece of fruit.
My husband doesn’t like Ms. Roberts, either. Or Helen Hunt. Or Cindy Crawford. There are some men that I just don’t get, either. Leo DiCaprio (okay, maybe it’s just teenagers that like him). Sean Connery. Tom Cruise (although, sad to say, he is growing on me). Those guys from Dawson’s Creek. Or 90210.
Anyone walking down a runway at a fashion show. I think these people need to have a sandwich. Yuk!
Tammy Faye Baker. Maybe if she went with the natural look…
The question is posed in a self negating way, if a person turns my stomach they aren’t beautiful by definition, but I get the point.
Julia doesn’t do a thing for me for me. Way too skinny and the evil clown grin is too creepy. I find her prettier when she’s not smiling.
Pamela Anderson-wifebeater baffles me too. If the plastic titties and collagen lips aren’t bad enough she’s not even pretty at all.
Joan Crawford. Maybe I’m mellowing in respect to her. I kind of liked her in Johnny Guitar.
I agree with Diane. Fabio doesn’t do a thing for me either 
I was going to start a thread today about Julia Roberts.
I don’t get it. $20 million per film? She certainly isn’t the most attractive actress of our time and not nearly the most talented. USA Today had her on the front page today about being the actress of this age. God Almighty! You gotta be joking. She brings people into theatres, though. Lowest common denominator if you ask me.
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You can count me among those who don’t find Julia Roberts attractive. That mouth is just far too big.
And I have always thought Leonardo looks like some Japanese animated character brought to life.
I think she has a new “set” of something. Those aren’t hers, are they? Can Wonderbras really do that?
Back to the OP, Tom Selleck and Cary Grant have a “look” that’s unsettling to me. Maybe it’s the extra flesh on their faces or something.
Julia is butt ugly. No two ways about it. For one thing, she looks like God ran out of upper lips and just gave her two lower lips… her whole face just looks… mangled? Her body is drab. She can’t act any better than your average sitcom actor.
Other people that seem to be considered attractive that I just don’t “get” because I find them repulsive…
Sigourney Weaver
Hugh Grant (he looks to me like he has a mild case of Down’s Syndrome–no offense to those people, but that is just how he looks to me)
Tom Sellack (bleah!!!)
Nick Nolte (BARF!!!)
oh man there are so many…
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Oh I thought of another one. Sharon Stone. ICK.
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From an actual catalog: “Disco balls create an enchanting, dazzling effect of light shafts, adding movement and glamour to any occasion”
the Abrams’ bris was certainly memorable
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Julia Roberts: True, she has a horse face but every time she smiles that huge smile, it makes me smile.
Fabio- Fugly!
Helen Hunt- Her work on Mad About You and As Good As It Gets endeared me to her, although not the most beautiful woman either.
Cindy Crawford- Pretty, but not much personality.
Leo DiCaprio- Skinny pussy, but was awesome in Basketball Diaries. Gotta respect him for that.
Sean Connery- Classic good looks and talent although recently he’s cheesed out a bit.
Tom Cruise- Fucked up grill! But a decent actor nonetheless.
Dawson’s Creek boys- Total wussies.
Tammy Faye- Fugly!
Pamela Anderson- Skankarific!
Joan Crawford- Classic beauty(with a bitchy attitude)
Auntie Pam- You nailed it with those two. Too many features. Weird…
Opal- Totally. Well said.
Mike Mulligan had a steam shovel,
a beautiful red steam shovel.
Her name was Mary Anne.
Madonna: what a dog!
It’s hard for me to believe people find her attractive. Ick.
Antie Pam: Julia Roberts did wear a special bra for her role in “Erin Brokovich.” (I think I read it in People)
She’s a bit of a lesser known star, but Jennifer Love Hewitt is just…plain. No, dare I say, unattractive.
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I can’t think of a single North American actress that I do find beautiful. Seems like in our bland consumer culture, all the females are too envious and all the men are too threatened by a real woman.
But I forgive France for being France for the sake of Sophie Marceau. Mmmm-mmmm-mmm.
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- Leonardo DiCaprio: The Amazing Man-Boy!
- Brad Pitt: He’s scuzzy and gross.
- Britney Spears: She’s fake looking.
- Cameron Diaz: Bleh.
I think Julia Roberts and Madonna are both pretty.
In defense of Julia Roberts: I think she’s beautiful in a quirky, believable way. She doesn’t fit the cookie cutter image of typical hollywood starlets. She seems accessable. Same with Sandra Bullock.
The one who really bugs me is Meg Ryan. HELLO!!! You almost 40 Meg, don’t you think it’s time you give up the cheerleader routine?
Leo DiCaprio: Way too fem. Shitty actor too.
Fabio: Ewww, gross!
Keanu Reeves: You can just tell he’s an idiot.
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How does Tammy Faye fit the OP? In what twisted way does the word beautiful apply? Who considers her beautiful so that her stomach-turning ways are unusual?
Tia Carrera - just doesn’t do it for me.
Madonna - skank
Bill Clinton - he’s chubby, with a bulbous nose
Julia Roberts - doesn’t match her hype. I don’t think she’s ugly, but she’s not gorgeous.
Kate Jackson - I thought she was too plain for “Charlie’s Angels”. (Now Jacklyn Smith… big crush.)
Sigourney Weaver - not ugly, but…
Jamie Lee Curtis - the Tony Curtis features
I think “creepy” is the word you’re looking for.
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