**London Calling ** are you the british equivalent of Weird Al Yankovic? I want to buy your cd 
**Back on Topic **
Everyone knows arabs don’t surf. They *luge *!
Li-li-li-li-li!
**WWTOS (What would the Onion Say?] - **
Millions of frustrated Aussies with no one to take out their aggressions on have started randomly beating Canadian tourists.
"It’s just like we were visiting NY. " Said one Toronto man, 32.
Nah, we like Canadians. It’s those bloody Kiwis who we’d enjoy randomly beating.
Oh shit…
Well, I’ll see you all in the foothills!
I think I know what happened:
45 miles earlier, the two vehicles had pulled into the same rest stop. The caller overheard one of the passengers say that they were going to “hang ten”. In this case, the weapon of mass destruction would have been the rope used to tie the surfboards to the roof.
Yeah, that’s what happened.
*Conquest One, this is 714,
We need some napalm on Highway **.
Roger 714, this is Conquest One,
we’re inbound.
Roger Conquest One,
we have Terrorist Surfers in the open.
714, Conquest One,
Move your people back,
this is gonna be a big one…
*
“By the grace of Allah, surf is up!”
Of course later when you read about how terroritst surfed their way up to some cruise ship and blew up then you will feel pretty silly.
I’m sure there’s plenty of surfing at Camp X-Ray!
Only if the roll eye smile’s eyes rolled all the way up would it be enough.
Marlitharn, I think you should have kept the caller on the line and had him try to explain just why he thought there was something so damn sinister about Arabs with a surfboard. then you’d have a few more good yuks right there…
Seriously, I’d like to sit that guy down in a chair in front of me, fix him with my patented terrifying expectant expression (patent pending) and say “Well? This should be good…”
i rather bummed w didn’t think of terror magnets.
You keep that up, and we’ll send the snow snakes after you. 
I hate your goddamn guts London_Calling. I have been humming and whistling and singing this damn tune all effing day because of YOU. I have NEVER been a fan of the BB’s, and syrupy pop-music has always left me cold. Until now. Thanks for nothing mate. My cow-orkers hate me now too, because I have infected them as well with the L_C virus.
May you rot in eternal muzak hell.