...because you are too stupid for words (a Gonzomax pitting)

Unbridled ageism. you should be ashamed.

I’m telling you…he’s a bot.

-XT

I know it’s often easier to view everything through a partisan filter, but there are plenty of leftists on the board who think gonzo’s a fucking idiot. Myself included. I wouldn’t mind him half as much if he didn’t regularly take it upon himself to defend positions I support.

I think he’s a real person, but just very, very, very stupid.
I mean, they should create a team in Hamburg to study him 24/7 and determine how his brain manages to generate enough electrical energy to keep his body breathing.

I mean, sure, he has three neurons and neither is on speaking terms with the other two, but you can almost smell the anti-thought wafting off of him.

“Someone said something about neuroplasticity.
Do I know what that words means?
No.
Does it sound mean?
Probably.
Is it in a context that’s sort of about old people?
Looks like it.
Am I old?
Yes!
Was I just insulted?
Sure, why not.
Is that ageism?
Of course!
POST POST POST!!!”

It was quite bridled, actually. It wasn’t said in anger or haste, it was reasonable speculation based on your behavior.

What is ageism exactly? Discrimination based on age regardless of actual functional impairments? In this case we’re not talking about that, since what we’re discussing is the actual impairments that come with age.

Gonzomax is a Detroit Lions fan, hence…well, you know.

I know what you mean, but, on the other hand, what the heck, let the boy rock and roll. If he makes a bad argument, that doesn’t reflect on anyone but him. If he makes a good argument but does it clumsily, again, what the heck, someone else will re-state it more betterly.

(Aside directed to** Miller **ends here, lest he think himself insulted…)

Nobody forces anyone to read his posts. I suppose one might be moved to, if somebody wrote like “Wow, great point, there, Gonzo, very cogently said!” I certainly would run to check, hell, I’m a pessimist, I love surprises! But that ain’t happening, now is it?

And how many times he been pitted, by the same set of usual suspects, over and over. I mean, they must be getting something out of this. And how many times is he used in reference, like,“Oh, well, that may be what guys like you and Gonzo say…”

You guys cling to Gonzo like a Ishmael clinging to Queequeg’s coffin. I think its because you’ve gotten your asses handed to you so many times, you need the comfort of a punching bag. Of course, that’s just one brilliant man’s opinion, I could be wrong. I was wrong once in '68. I thought I’d made a mistake…

And I’ll tell you: I kinda like the little weirdo. No reason why, I usually don’t have reasons why I like people, I usually fill them in later. And that’s OK. because nobody cares but me and I don’t care that much. Maybe its just because he named himself after my second-favorite Muppets. (What? Oh, Animal, of course. No contest.)

But one thing: you guys pound the crap out of him, again and again, and he just goes right ahead and toes the mark, with his dukes up! The boy’s got sand.

Just for drill, who are the ‘usual suspects’ exactly you piously are mouthing about?? I assume I’m on the list (probably on marked in your mental book as: One, Rabid Right Winger, Class C), but who else? Looking at the list of folks who take umbrage against gonzo I’m struck by the diversity…but hey, if it’s only the SDMB Tighty Righties™ who are picking on gonzo simply because we really have no choice, being beaten repeatedly by the wisdom and logic of ones such as you, then perhaps you’d care to give me a rough list of who these ‘usual suspects’ are?

-XT

Experience? Wisdom? Grandchildren? Old friends who remember that time when you got drunk and…

Of course, those impairments can be avoided, there’s a sure and certain preventative…

So elucidator, were the people picking on him in the “faggy” thread all right-wing haters?

Read the faggy thread yourself, and make up your own mind.

Regardless of Gonzos mental and protein status, people or bots like him/it do a great disservice to those that support gun control.

I’m a liberal gun owner. When people like Gonzo pop up, it makes me more cautious of the anti-gun types that ‘just’ want to pass one more law.

No rational argument in the 20/20 thread would sway his opinion one bit. Gun enthusiasts suggested ways to make the Demo/test fair. But Gonzo would have none of that.

I and other folks in the 20/20 thread would very, very much like to see a fair test. And made suggestions on how to do it.

Gonzo, and other gun control folks that refuse to educate themselves aren’t interested in a fair test. They don’t listen to ideas from informed people about how such a test could be conducted. Nor do they offer other suggestions.

Why? I already only read about one out of ten of his posts as it is, because sometimes I get a chuckle. I gather he was totally wrong? OK, anything else you want me to take away from that? I don’t hardly read him as it is, you want me to throw something?

The Lakota have a saying: they say if you throw a rock at a pack of dogs in the dark, you know you’ve hit one if he barks.

I have a saying: if you toss out asinine, amorphous, baseless accusations while tooting your own horn… and then pretend that someone who asks if your bait was directed at them has proven that they deserved your vomit, then you’re a schmuck.

Schmuck.

I have to disagree here. People that are pro or anti anything that won’t listen to reason hurt their cause.

The only thing that Gonzo has done is make me raise a hairy eyeball in the direction of any gun control. He (and others) have showed me how absolutely clueless some, if not many or most of the anti-gun people are.

For that, I guess I should thank him.

(used to be middle of the road about gun control. Now not so much)

elucidator: I don’t think I’m one of your “usual suspects,” but I find myself at least mildly annoyed by gonzomax (though I’d never read any of the other threads about him until now). That’s because he persisted in using the $42 billion number for the credit default swap market even after I showed him a pretty solid link disputing it that he never addressed.

Then again, he hasn’t used it since, so maybe he’s learned from it.

Ah…that’s really interesting. The Celts have a saying about shuffling little green skinned creatures who live under bridges, but I just can’t recall what it is right now…

Thanks for yet another droll little story…it’s appreciated, especially since it seems to be the extent of your capabilities.

-XT

Well, bless your heart! Coming from a vicious little twit like you, it is a shining compliment indeed!

Yeah, he’s the clothahump of our side.

You’re free to personally like him all you want, elucidator, but if you are defending that his posts are useful or meaningful in debate or argument against the right, you should feel embarassed.

Scrambling to justify ageism. Very poor try. Ageism it is.