...because you are too stupid for words (a Gonzomax pitting)

[XT]

[QUOTE=elucidator]
OK, before I get all riled up over nothing, let’s be clear: did you seriously, honest engine, think I was referring to homosexual people? Or was it a joke, or an insinuation?
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I think what’s clear is that you jumped into this thread thinking something along the lines of ‘Oh, XT and the rest of the tighty righties are ganging up on gonzo! I’ll dash in and put those bastards in their places with a bunch of my usual drivel and nonsense.’ without bothering to really look at who was posting in the thread. Most of the ‘usual suspects’ (by which one would presume the supposed SDMB right wingers) aren’t even posting in this thread…a key factoid you failed to grasp before you waded in. Lemur866’s point of course is that gonzo is an equal opportunity slam…he has managed to annoy not only the minuscule ‘tighty righty’ faction on this board but centrist and even left wing posters.

In fact, his only defenders seem to be you (who is ‘defending’ him in such a back handed and silly fashion that it’s hard to take you seriously…hell, you freaking ADMITTED you don’t even read his posts and it’s clear you are clueless about him except in the most general of terms) and Hentor (who is really here to slam me and to nit pick…his usual modus operendi). Maybe there was one or two other defenders in the thread I missed.

Hell, gonzo isn’t really even defending himself, instead he is wandering off on some tangent about age prejudice.

-XT

[Hentor_the_Barbarian]

@xtisme

For my own part, no…I don’t think it’s possible to make him less stupid. I started this thread without a ‘purpose’ (this is required?), but due to frustration and because I wanted a place to vent about this idiot outside of the thread I linked too in the OP. Myself, that’s what I thought the Pit was supposed to be FOR…but obviously you know best.

No, no. Stand up for what you intend. Clauses like that last bit just come out kind of wimpy. If you want to stand around kicking gonzomax be my guest. I just don’t like the post hoc justification that has been forming among the participants that it must be because of what the last pitting of him was about.

While you’re at it, though, you should note that you link “to” something, not “too” it, and “ehe” is not a word. In fact, I don’t even know what sound “ehe” is supposed to be. Do you go about in real life ending sentences with “ehe”? Do you get unusual looks when you do? If so, here’s a tip: they may think you are retarded.

[billfish678]

@Lemur866

You could read the mortgage thread, or the faggy poodle thread, or you could take my word for it.

Ohhhh…

Its not Fanny Mae…its Faggy Mae. No wonder God is causing the mortage crisis!

[elucidator]

@Lemur866

Touchy!

Look, you assumed that everyone who complained about gonzo was a right wing asshole…

No, I didn’t. I said that some people seek to exploit Gonzo’s state of general disdain to their advantage, and to feed a faltering self-esteem. And I think thats a bit of picking on the kid from the short bus.

…You were wrong. Only SOME of us are right wing assholes. Plenty of normal people complain about gonzo too…

If I were to interpret this as you declaring yourself wholeheartedly a right wing asshole, I would be making the same mistake you did. How many times could you explain this to me before it got on your nerves?

…You could read …the faggy poodle thread, or you could take my word for it.

Mimes and poodles are my only violently irrational hatreds. I’ll not read about either. Ever.

[FoieGrasIsEvil]

@SenorBeef

You don’t think you lose neuroplasticity with aging, and hence, the ability form new mindsets and ideas? Let me ask you - do you think a 10 year old or 60 year old has an easier time learning a new language? If you said 10 year old, you’re a bigot!

It’s kinda funny, I was actually trying to make excuses for you, to defend you in a way, and you’re fighting it tooth and nail, calling me a bigot and trying to shame me. If that’s not why, then you’re just deliberately stubborn, and either lack reading comprehension or simply ignore other people instead deciding to repeat simplistic arguments until people give up on you. The explanation I gave for your behavior is actually the lesser of two evils.

Lions fan versus Browns fan (as told by the Bengals fan here)=EPIC FAIL.

Carry on…

Sorry…I hate that phrase…

[XT]

[QUOTE=Hentor the Barbarian]
No, no. Stand up for what you intend. Clauses like that last bit just come out kind of wimpy. If you want to stand around kicking gonzomax be my guest. I just don’t like the post hoc justification that has been forming among the participants that it must be because of what the last pitting of him was about.
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Well, I participated in the ‘faggy’ thread and I certainly didn’t come away from it with a new found respect or understanding of gonzo. And it certainly factored into my general opinion of him being about as stupid as it’s possible to be and still be alive. But I gave my reasons for THIS pitting in the OP.

While you’re at it, though, you should note that you link “to” something, not “too” it, and “ehe” is not a word. In fact, I don’t even know what sound “ehe” is supposed to be. Do you go about in real life ending sentences with “ehe”? Do you get unusual looks when you do? If so, here’s a tip: they may think you are retarded.

Yeah…I do say ‘ehe’ in real life, since I got odd looks when I would say ‘no?’ all the time. I picked it up when I lived in New England…I’d say I’m sorry it annoys you but seriously, it really doesn’t bother me that it does.

As for ‘to’ vs ‘too’…well, I’m a bit disinterested in the distinction to be honest. I already know I can’t spell, I can’t write, my prose sucks, blah blah blah…and honestly compels me to say I don’t really give a rats ass about it. C’est la vie…

-XT

[Hentor_the_Barbarian]

@Frank

Oh, come on. Why, according to you and elucidator, are you defending him? Because he is a liberal. That’s all. That is the sum and measure of your support.

How do you come to that conclusion? Is he being criticized here for some liberal position he’s taken? If so, I haven’t noticed it.

No, he’s being criticized here for being stupid. By someone who is pretty stupid himself. My first intention was to call out xtisme for this hypocrisy. My second motivation was, well, pretty much along the lines of what elucidator said. I think, for example, that if there was a thread with a bunch of people attacking xtisme for no specific reason, but some general complaint that he was stupid, I’d probably behave the same way. Maybe I’d just look the other way. I don’t know.

So, again, do you think gonzomax will change because you and a bunch of other people called him stupid? You haven’t really given him much in the way of specifics to address. Okay, he can cite more stuff, and argue better. But by and large the message seems to be “Your stupid! Go away.” So yeah, I’ll take a few minutes to stand in between you and him.

[FoieGrasIsEvil]

@Miller

Well, here’s the thing. You kinda like him. I don’t. At all. It’s not just that he’s stupid. I don’t mind stupid. Hell, some of my best friends are morons. gonzo is an asshole. He’s an arrogant, condescending, exquisitely hypocritical little shit. And I got to tell you, very little in this world gets up my nose like being talked down to by a guy who needs two tries out of three to count the fingers on his right hand. As a poster, he is utterly, absolutely, and wholly without any shred of merit. He is a skidmark in the underwear of the SDMB, and anyone who wants to take a few minutes to slap him around is alright in my book. If you want to fully understand the depths of my antipathy to the little cocksore, consider this: if I see a thread in which both Clothahump and gonzomax have participated, I usually end up thinking, “You know, that Clothahump isn’t really all that bad.” That is how much I dislike gonzomax.

Now, I suppose it’s too much to hope that the near constant abuse he takes around here might eventually drive the half-witted wretch from the boards. That’s sort of the irony that’s inherent in gonzomax: if he possessed the smallest quantum of self-awareness, he’d consider that he’s probably wasting his time in a place where even the one guy who’s willing to stand up for him isn’t shy about calling him an idiot. But then, if he had that level of self-awareness, his possession of a single redeeming quality would render him slightly tolerable, and there’d be no pressing desire for him to vanish into the nether regions of the internet, never again to darken our ISPs.

Holeee Shit! This here, is a Pit thread response. Well played. Golf clap and everything. Didn’t want it to get buried in the morass. Maybe gonzo will refute.

[XT]

[QUOTE=Hentor the Barbarian]
My first intention was to call out xtisme for this hypocrisy.
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And the irony would be that this would certainly be in the realm of pots and kettles had you done so. You should be true to your convictions though Hentor…feel free to call me for hypocrisy or to compare my mental faculties to gonzo’s. You know how highly I value your opinion after all, ehe?

-XT

[Hentor_the_Barbarian]

@xtisme

Yeah…I do say ‘ehe’ in real life, since I got odd looks when I would say ‘no?’ all the time. I picked it up when I lived in New England…I’d say I’m sorry it annoys you but seriously, it really doesn’t bother me that it does.

Having spent a lot of time in New England, having a mother who has never really lost a strong Vermont accent, a best friend in Everett, Massachusetts and a son born in Connecticut, I can safely say that they don’t ever say “ehe” in New England.

As for ‘to’ vs ‘too’…well, I’m a bit disinterested in the distinction to be honest. I already know I can’t spell, I can’t write, my prose sucks, blah blah blah…and honestly compels me to say I don’t really give a rats ass about it. C’est la vie…

-XT

So you are not at all interested in the distinction between “to” and “too.”

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the hypocrisy raging through the OP.

[FoieGrasIsEvil]

@Hentor_the_Barbarian

How do you come to that conclusion? Is he being criticized here for some liberal position he’s taken? If so, I haven’t noticed it.

No, he’s being criticized here for being stupid. By someone who is pretty stupid himself. My first intention was to call out xtisme for this hypocrisy. My second motivation was, well, pretty much along the lines of what elucidator said. I think, for example, that if there was a thread with a bunch of people attacking xtisme for no specific reason, but some general complaint that he was stupid, I’d probably behave the same way. Maybe I’d just look the other way. I don’t know.

So, again, do you think gonzomax will change because you and a bunch of other people called him stupid? You haven’t really given him much in the way of specifics to address. Okay, he can cite more stuff, and argue better. But by and large the message seems to be “Your stupid! Go away.” So yeah, I’ll take a few minutes to stand in between you and him.

If you can demonstrate that Xtisme is stupider than gonzomax, then I’m certain you have cites handy.

Or at least a video of you flinging poo…

[XT]

[QUOTE=Hentor the Barbarian]
Having spent a lot of time in New England, having a mother who has never really lost a strong Vermont accent, a best friend in Everett, Massachusetts and a son born in Connecticut, I can safely say that they don’t ever say “ehe” in New England.
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Well, that settles that then.

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the hypocrisy raging through the OP.

Ah…you were under the impression that I was busting gonzo’s chops because of his bad spelling, grammar, syntax and usage of ‘to’ vs ‘too’? Perhaps I was mistaken earlier when I said there was only one real ‘tard’ in this thread…

-XT

[SenorBeef]

@Hentor_the_Barbarian

So, again, do you think gonzomax will change because you and a bunch of other people called him stupid? You haven’t really given him much in the way of specifics to address. Okay, he can cite more stuff, and argue better. But by and large the message seems to be “Your stupid! Go away.” So yeah, I’ll take a few minutes to stand in between you and him.

He doesn’t converse. There’s no exchange of ideas. No point/counterpoint. He just digs in and keeps repeating the same thing.

If you look in the linked thread, he basically says “You gun lovers can’t handle when someone exposes the truth so you cry bias!” about 20 times in a row despite people fleshing out their ideas and attempting to explain to him their perspective. He doesn’t care, he’s off in his own little world.

[FoieGrasIsEvil]

@xtisme

Well, that settles that then.

Ah…you were under the impression that I was busting gonzo’s chops because of his bad spelling, grammar, syntax and usage of ‘to’ vs ‘too’? Perhaps I was mistaken earlier when I said there was only one real ‘tard’ in this thread…

-XT

Yeah, that was lame. "You don’t use ‘too’ or ‘to’ correctly…therein lies the thread hypocrisy about gonzomax!

Okaaaayyyy…

[elucidator]

@xtisme

…As for ‘to’ vs ‘too’…well, I’m a bit disinterested in the distinction to be honest. I already know I can’t spell, I can’t write, my prose sucks, blah blah blah…and honestly compels me to say I don’t really give a rats ass about it. C’est la vie…

Dammit, Hentor, shut up for a second, let the man talk! OK, XT, pick it up from, ah, “…I can’t spell, I can’t write, my prose sucks…”

And, hush, people, be quiet, this could be an epiphany for him…

[Lemur866]

@elucidator

Mimes and poodles are my only violently irrational hatreds. I’ll not read about either. Ever.

Well, that’s fine. But the problem then is that you won’t believe me when I explain why he got picked on for 8 pages by a bunch of liberals. Not because he used anti-gay slurs, but because he couldn’t understand why anyone would be annoyed by being called faggy, and he refused to stop using the term even though plenty of people patiently explained why he was annoying.

And that’s the trouble. It’s not that gonzo’s dumb, as Miller said there are plenty of dumb people in the world and there’s nothing wrong with them. It’s that gonzo refused to consider that if 20 people think “faggy” is offensive, maybe they’re right and he’s wrong.

There are plenty of smart people with the same problem, and they’re assholes too. Take a look at the various threads where ostensibly smart people defend torture and such. Gonzo’s problem isn’t that he’s dumb, it’s that he’s a jerk and he exhibits a weird mental inflexibility and inability to care what other human beings say.

[Frank]

@Hentor_the_Barbarian

How do you come to that conclusion?

Because I’m not stupid.

I don’t for a second believe that you or elucidator would be in here standing between the mob and the OP. Neither of you are defending gonzomax because he’s an idiot and it can’t be helped, or because of some nebulous unfairness. You’d both be in here digging with both guns if the OP was about a conservative idiot.

I did not sign onto the message board just yesterday. I know I don’t agree with the politics of the OP, and I know I do agree with the politics of the Pittee. Nevertheless, I know which one is an idiot and which one isn’t. And so do you.

[elucidator]

@Lemur866

Well, that’s fine. But the problem then is that you won’t believe me when I explain why he got picked on for 8 pages by a bunch of liberals…

Where did I say I didn’t believe you? I have no opinion of that thread, I didn’t read it. I’m real sure I didn’t express a negative opinion about your believability at any time, ever.

Is it that all you’re trying to get across: that Gonzo is widely disliked by many stripes of people?

Well, duh! Lemur, you are firing on a position that is not occupied.

[XT]

[QUOTE=elucidator]
Dammit, Hentor, shut up for a second, let the man talk! OK, XT, pick it up from, ah, “…I can’t spell, I can’t write, my prose sucks…”
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…and that unlike you I’m not laboring under the delusion that I’m one of the boards big fish, nor that my posts are having some kind of earth shattering impact.

Again, you seem to think that I’m pitting ole gonzo for his writing style or prose…both you and Hentor seem to have latched on this idea with both claws. I hate to break it to you, but that’s not what this pit thread was about.

While I find that he is actually a worse writer than I am (no small feat there), this particular pitting really has nothing to do with his lack of sentence structure, bad syntax, spelling errors or even his drive by links…though I have to admit that the latter does tend to be fairly annoying. He isn’t stupid because he can’t write…I’m measuring his stupidity level based on the content and direction of his posts, on his failure to engage in any debate in even a token fashion.

Indeed, I’m well aware of my own limitations in writing, syntax, spelling and the like..and if you want to make a case that I’m stupid because I can’t write, well, that’s your look out. As with Hentor, I have to admit that I’m not exactly staying up at night worrying about your good opinion of me 'luci.

It’s kind of ironic that with all your ability you generally use your own talent to post content free jibes and supposed witty rejoinders covering not so subtle attacks on posters who you have philosophic differences with.

Sorry to disappoint…no epiphany for me this time. You?

-XT

[elucidator]

Well, yeah, a little bitty one. Most are.

I just realized that I hardly read Gonzo except when you quote him, just before you give him a jolly good thrashing. You march into his cage with whip and chair, and emerge victorious, blissfully unaware that you’re performing the anteater-taming act. Again. And then again.

I may have read ten times more of him because of you than because of him! Or something. I’d thank you, but that level of insincerity is impossible for a Texas boy.