“Thank you for calling the Aliens. This is a recording. To report a UFO sighting, press one. To report a UFO landing, press two. To speak with an Alien, press three. To repeat these options, press four. Again, thank you for calling the Aliens, and have a nice day.”
Oh, noes!! Decisions, decisions.
Hmmmm?
Well, I woke up (ta-da!!).
I dreamt of Aliens and a dystopian world in the aftermath of a big Alien invasion. (Gotta quit eating pickled okra before bed)
No, I don’t have vague memories of little greys taking me aboard an Alien craft and sticking probes in me. I do have a crick in my neck. Possibly from looking up at the night for 2 nights.
Any guesses as to what was flyin’ around here in my neck (heh) of the boonies?
We could tell you.
But then, well, you know…
I’m sober as a judge. I’m not seeing the famous ‘pink elephant’
No one has asked me what I heard at time of this event.
I’m guessing Freebird.
Or CCR singing “It Came Out of the Sky.”
~VOW
I’m guessing it was something like this:
Very cute! :]
I cannot believe no one on this board can guess as to what I saw. Amazing.
I’ll give you a hint: it was a REAL thing. No tricks. No stars. No heliocopters or airplanes. Or weather balloons.
I won’t post a guess, because I have super-secret info that a higher intelligence provided to me. 
This is silly. There is no government agency that hunts down witnesses, or people who communicate with witnesses, and hunts them do
OK, I have some options for you:
-Meteor: they can be different colors as they move through the atmosphere, and some of them even change colors; depending on the angle relative to you, it could look like it was in the same approximate place for a long time
-Arcing: apparently power lines can produce blue or green light flares
-Star: many stars flash in different colors, even alternating; they can be magnified by the atmosphere and appear brighter
-Government stuff: This is a pretty cool example of the sort of things governments get up to in their spare time.
-Airplane: It could have been a conventional aircraft.
-Weather: thunderclouds can create all sorts of unique effects, including plasma, also ball lightning
-Geographical phenomena: earthquakes/earth movement can create lights
Sunny, Sunny, Sunny, you’re over thinking it.
None of those things are right.
Fine. You should look at the “government” one though. It was cool. Very cool.
I looked. Them deceitful devils are trying to scare lil’ ol’ country folk. They just need to stop. And them contrails ain’t funny neither.
Poor Laplanderers.
Don’t worry about it. Let me just put these Ray-Ban’s on, and look at the end of this pen <FLASH>
the last time I saw something like that, Beck, it was a neighbor’s son’s new drone. It was cool. Got any neighbors close enough?
We have a winner, folks.
No neighbors but a Timber company is flying drones to count or measure trees. What I saw was a errant drone. It’s possibly skuttled on my property somewhere. I’m looking for it.
So much for the Alien invasion.
No Beckdawreck! This is a clever ruse by the aliens. Didn’t you watch The Invaders?