yes its that classic situation - fcked if u do and fcked if u dont… so i suggest you do and just add to your list of experiences! ,)
Besides I am sure you have very good fatherly qualities! If not, you will learn with time!
You’re not disgusting, honey, you’re only repulsive.
Good God man, haven’t you heard of a plunger?
What did you do with the turd afterward?
Also, let’s get something cleared up - was this your turd? Your wife’s turd? A stranger’s turd?
And how would you rate it on a scale of 1 to 10?
Probably a five, it bulged slightly in the middle…
Would Not Eat Again.
BTW God Bless the two of you always!! 
I may be a bit drunk right but I just dropped my laptop reading this. Thank god I didn’t smash it or you’d owe me. Excellent I love it thanks Ambivalid fir the laugh 
Plungers don’t pick turds out of toilets… though they could help getting it unstuck.
Double bagged it and threw it in the outside garbage can. I think with the previous one I broke it into pieces and flushed them but the toilet was taking too long to refill.
The most recent time was my wife’s and before that was probably my flatmates…
I can do what the books say… i.e apply their techniques rather than just learn about child psychology or whatever.
I had a big talk to my long-term friend today about his previous two girlfriends. I was giving him quite a bit of advice. BTW his previous girlfriend had depression (I suspected it but he was reluctant to admit it). The main problem was that she was far too negative far too much. I suggested uncommon knowledge’s depression program which was the main reason I got over my depression IMO.
I can at least experience contentment, fear, joy, anger, empathy resulting in crying/tears, surprise, etc. Those are genuine emotions!
I was asking my wife if she’s prepared to be the main one to take care of it. I’m just seeing how committed she is. I’d help quite a lot though.
I don’t think 5:1 or 6:1 ratios are that bad… they’re based on real research rather than most self-help stuff that is based on intuitions or what they’ve tried in their limited experience. (5:1 ratio was based on very extensive studying of hundreds of married couples)
Well it seems like a good idea.
The kid’s upbringing would be full of love and mental stimulation. It would be a better environment than having a single working mother. Or being raised in poverty and if a parent lacked some respect for the partner or the kid… or if a parent wasn’t responsible and couldn’t delay self-gratification, etc. You seem to think my kid would have low self esteem - but what about my wife? I mean she loves me an incredible amount and would love the kid a lot (and tell them about it, etc). A lot of parents just expect too much from their kids - THEY are more likely to have wounds. BTW in a movie called “The Karen Carpenter Story” a doctor said that a thing in common with anorexic girls is that their parents don’t say they love the kid. Karen’s mother refused to. But eventually she told Karen she loved her and Karen stopped being anorexic. On the other hand me and my wife often say we love each other - and the same with our relatives. Also I’m familiar with the “5 love languages” which talk about people’s emotional tank. I use all of the love languages with my wife and she does it back. I don’t see why I wouldn’t do the same with my kid.
BTW about half of marriages involve cheating and/or divorce. Surely my loving marriage is a better environment to raise a kid in than in many of the other environments.
Yes I’d still love her. She’d still have her crazy humor and our banter, her extreme love and affection, being very concerned with pleasing me sexually in every way (even though I’ve never given her oral sex)… she has cute cheekbones and pulls funny faces so that would continue to some extent.
Apparently in Gottman’s studies he can predict with more than 90% accuracy which marriages will last and be happy and which would end in divorce. I think his studies are more useful than many people’s opinions… especially people that don’t know how loving my wife is or what I’m like in real life, etc. Like I said earlier, in real life I’ve only ever told one person she’s a 5. Or maybe there were two people. After being encouraged here to break up with my girlfriend I talked on the phone to a nurse. He said to weigh up the positives and negatives. I might have said she was a 5 to him too.
I said amongst my relatives they’ve just had mild depression. I’ve got bipolar disorder but I’ve been managing it very well for the last few years.
There would be a lot of other people that would help too… until recently my wife kept her mental issues to herself except for her problem going to restaurants. BTW there a lot of parents that swear, get drunk, etc. We’re very well behaved and most of us are Christian (except me). I am fairly polite but sometimes assertive. I think I’d be a good role model for my kid - unlike some parents who hit their hit and say “don’t hit your brother”.
Well our big mental issues seem to behind us - I mean we’ve been hospitalized a few times. I’ve been really stable - even though I don’t sound normal on this message board. BTW like I said, my wife’s mother studied social work and has 7 kids (one is a multi-millionaire) and she gives us advice, etc.
BTW my wife’s mum is raising a 12 year old and the girl’s mother is pretty much in mental hospitals all of the time… but the girl is turning out very well.
Why not?
She’s a 5, duh.
Oh yeah.
I wonder if they made him kiss the bitch on their wedding day. Poor fella. 
Even if she was a 10 I wouldn’t want to… partly because of the pubic hairs (though perhaps a “10” wouldn’t have pubic hair) and also because it might taste or smell funny… and also because it is just weird… I’d rather just kiss them or have regular sex, etc. I’ve talked about it with my wife and we agree that fellatio is ok while cunnilingus is a bit disgusting. My wife has mentioned having done the 69 position in the past but didn’t like it that much.
On the wedding day I kissed her a few times…
BTW we hadn’t french kissed until recently but I’ll probably rewatch William Cane’s video about french kissing sometime… at the moment I just randomly move my tongue around.
I’m curious, do you rate your own self by the same rigorous standards you apply to your wife? If so, where do you place?
I bet. Most women feel this way.