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Up, caffeinated, and working. A glorious long weekend awaits for some of us Ontarians, and I plan to enjoy it in the usual manner: Sleep.
Monday we’re going over to a friend’s place though, where I will be cooking a nice dinner of Shrimp Fettuccine Alfredo. Yeah, that stuff’s a heart attack on a plate, but I use low calorie margarine and 18% table cream instead of the 35% the recipe usually calls for, and I use half as much margarine and just make up for it with extra Parmesan, so it’s not a total fat-fest. 
'Dozers are currently in the process of tearing the crap out of our front parking lot. I was not expecting this; apparently it’s been on the lunch room bulletin board for a while. I never read that thing, so I wasn’t prepared to arrive this morning to find a pair of bulldozers caterpillaring around a bed of gravel that was once asphalt. They’re working pretty quickly though. With any luck it’ll be finished by day’s end and we’ll have a fresh new parking lot. Not that this affects me in any conceivable way, since I don’t drive.
I’ve been known to make lists. This is mostly because my short term memory capacity for remembering items decreases with the more items that are on that list. So I make lists for anything where it is important that I remember everything on that list. I make these lists on my Treo, in what is effectively a scratch notepad, so I can take that list wherever I go. Lists are especially important when I’m planning something that requires me to bring along a number of items, because as I go I will probably think of more things that I need to bring, so I can just add it to the list instead of trying to commit it to memory – a surefire way to forget it within 5 minutes.
Swampbeer - Beer run. Put out. Push in. Pull out. Jeez, did you have to wear latex? <snerk>
Hank - Now that’s putting the guy in his place with class.
Sucks about the teaching bit though – they really need to get their act together. That’s just wholly unprofessional.
LiLi - Glad the move went well, even if you picked a record-breaking hot day to do it. I must respectfully disagree that -35°C would have been better than the heat yesterday, however, as that’s just crazy talk. Unless you’re a penguin.
Heff&Roo - Red Green? Bleh. Lame show. Rick Green was the only good thing on it, but even there his talent was wasted. Give me back The Frantics/4 On The Floor any day! Oh, and Prisoners of Gravity, too.
[sub]Boot to da head! (Naaa naaa!)[/sub]
Sean - Buying condoms (separate from feminine hygiene products) says “I’m gettin’ some.” Buying a lot of condoms says “I’m gettin’ some regularly.” Buying feminine hygiene products says “I’m gettin’ some, but not today. Today, I must do this in order to ensure that I will continue to get some in the future.” Buying feminine hygiene products without shame or self-consciousness says, “I’ve been married long enough to have come to terms with the fact that this scenario is unavoidable and my Harley days are behind me. Please hold my diaper bag.”
[sub]In case it isn’t clear, this is intended as humour. I do not necessarily subscribe to these ideas. Completely. Maybe a bit. Perhaps.[/sub]