Buncha pervs… 
Y’know, Bobbio, I couldn’t respond until now because I had to wait for my keyboard and chair to dry out. But
::hurls a cream pie at VBob, hitting him square in the face::
We were supposed to wait until tomorrow
::turns and dumps a half gallon container of multi colored sprinkles all over LOUNE::
and we were supposed to wait for Dotty
::balances a bucket of water precariously on top of the slightly ajar door Dotty will walk thru, any minute now::
and post all at the same time, but nooooooooo!
::goes for broke and tosses cat hair from Smokey’s last 4 brushings at gt::
you had to spoil it with your premature hose-ification.
::tugs an inconspicuous string, releasing from the ceiling tons and tons of confetti, which gets on everyone and eveything, but at least it’s colorful::
BioRosie, that’ll larn me to read my email more than once a day. :smack:
At least I can clean up the mess very quickly…
This MMP has been rated “R” for immature audiences only.
You forgot with beer cans litterin’ the floor. 
Nah. That’d be a wifebeater, torn blue jeans and flip flops.
Quit flirtin’ with me ya big tease!
I gotta say dindin was quite good. That corn we bought today is so tender and sweet. It steamed up quite nice on le grille. I think I coulda been happy eatin’ two-three ears of it slathered in butter for supper. The steak and sallit were good too, though. Plus we both just et us some Bluebell Niller ice cream with strawberries. NUM!
Tomorrow is brunch Sunday at church. Last time I made a big ol’ nanner puddin’ and folks were fightin’ over who got to scrape the pan. Last week it was hinted to me that another bigger ‘nanner puddin’ would be appreciated, so I made a bigger one to take tomorrow. Plus there’s a smaller one in the fridge just for ol’ y’all know who cause I decided to spoil him a little bit. He says he’s gonna tell folks tomorrow he has a special ‘nanner puddin’ made just for him. I hope he does and I hope he’s then told he can’t have any of the big one cause he’s got one already. Oh, just so y’all know I’m not above puttin’ my own special requests in, I told this one lady I’d make the ‘nanner puddin’ if she’d make her corned beef casserole. She called me yesterday mornin’ to make sure the deal is still on. So, I gets me some corned beef casserole tomorrow. We’re a weird but fun bunch out to the ol’ St. Pat’s.
I also have a big ol’ chicken thawin’ out that Ima cook up tomorrow afternoon and make chicken sallit out of. I got me a gnawin’ and a cravin’ for some and it’ll be good to make sammiches out of for work next week. Speakin’ of which, I got this cool lookin’ green Miller Chill beer glass last night. I’m not a fan of Chill but I do like this glass. Ol’ y’all know who was admirin’ it and was warned to keep his paws off’n muh glass. Maybe I’ll see if’n I can score one for him cause I ain’t sharin’. I’m all selfish about my purty glass.
Well, ya’ll can all start laughing at me. I just dunked my brand new (got it yesterday) Razr in the washing machine. I am going to try to dry it out but I am not holding out much hope. I feel so stupid and Mr. SCL is going to kill me!
Snakes if it’ll make ya feel any better, three years ago, I for some reason, had my then cell phone in a shirt pocket. I went to pee, and, duh, bein’ male and all, pee standin’ up. Well, I bent over to flush the toilet and my cell phone fell into the toilet. :eek: :smack: I fished it out (fortunately it was in a case), took it out of the case, took the battery off, very carefully washed it with some warm water and left it to dry overnight. It worked the next day. Maybe your Razr will work when it dries out. Take heart. At least you didn’t get pee water all over it.
At least you didn’t drop it in a toilet at a Wal-Mart with autoflush. I had about three seconds to decide whether to go for it or not. I got lucky, the phone came out unharmed, but eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!
What the hell is going on? 
I think you all have been at the drinks again.
I am home from work–took a two hour nap–and now am backing #2 son for Canada. Hey, Canucks! Please tell your Lyme disease ridden vermin and your Rocky Mountain Spotted pests to stay AWAY from my #2 son. Thanks.
I will have 3 days all to myself. I am stunned at this gift–I truly must have been very good in a previous life! I plan on doing NOTHING.
We’re kinda havin’ a fight rigs. LOUNE started it. I am innocent in all of this, of course. ::Stretches intricate web of elastic across the floor while gracefully shaking off the cat hair::Here, have a nice iced tea to enjoy in solitude.
Sounds like you’ll have a nice vacation, QueenB.
So far, I’ve managed to avoid dunking any cell phones. I’m getting a new one sometime soon. That always makes me paranoid.
I’ve been tearing the spare bedroom apart and putting it back together again. Also, I bought two carts that will fit nicely in the room.
Back after a bit…
GT
tosses a wet, pissed off cat into gt’s lap
Alice you win the droppin’ of cell phones in icky places contest.
gt why do you need carts in your spare bedroom? Just what goes on in there! :dubious:
Ol’ y’all know who is sleepin’ away. Guess I wore him out. Here I am though wide awake and nowhere near ready to go sleepy bye. I really am livin’ the second shifters life now. Heck, in my mind, I’m still at work cause it’s only 10:23 P.M. For someone who used to be an early bird and fast asleep by 9:30 every night this is quite the change, I tells ya.
gt–I’m not retarded, I figured that much out!
<give everyone the Evil Mom Eye>" Don’t make me come in there and find out what those noises are", she said in the grim voice of a quickly losing patience parent.
I think I’ve caught a cold. I am cancelling my doctor’s appts on Tuesday–we have no insurance at this point (not till Sept). Yeah, yeah–but I can wait a bit to be followed up on. I plan on getting REST for the next 3 blissful days–I think that’s all I really need.
Who let the psychos out? I had a lunatic call because she thougth she didn’t get the correct change. Actually she started out with “She stole my five dollars” and got ugly fast. Since the register verified as correct, it went downhill into screeching profanity. The punchline? She told me the wrong register(the other one was $4 over). This is also tax free school suppiles(and socks) weekend, so I get the inevitable “Why aren’t XXX tax free?!?” Is it Monday yet?
Woo rigs! Get drunk and nekkid!
lapin blanc, you need a telephone sanitizer to travel with you.
Yay for Mr Lisslar!
[color=purple]Haze**, you could alway marry me, we have several teachers in our family.
Sounds like a good trip, Queenie.
Beerverage time!
Speaking of tax free weekend, I did go by Wally*World today to take advantage of the fact and stocked up on printer ink cartridges. I do this every year. Plus I (and ol’ y’all know who) bought some school supply type stuff to take to church tomorrow. We collect and distribute school supplies as a community outreach project to a local school we partner with. Two things I bought quite a bit of were hand sanitizer and those Clorox wipe thingys. I figure those would come in especially handy in a classroom.
Now, whoever made this mess, get in here and clean it up. We got a fresh MMP startin’ Monday and I ain’t leavin’ a mess for our esteemed host/hostess to clean up. Now get busy! I mean it! Don’t look at me like that!
we don’t have to clean it up. Each new MMP takes place in a whole new room, freshly painted, with new upholstery on the furnature
However, we can’t afford new carpet but once every three months, so somebody needs to take care of the mess on the carpets. It was just installed in July you know.
hardwood floors and throw rugs are so much easier to maintain
Is that a proposal?
Rigs, you should have a girlie slumber party. I’ll bring the rum. Teehee.
Queenie, yay for vacations! God knows, we all could use them more often.
I’m henna-ing a bit of my hair tonight to see how it turns out. If I like it I’ll do my whole head next weekend. :: crosses fingers ::
oh good. we need more redheads! go for it!