Raiders of the Lost Nerds. A bunch of jocks try to score the answers to the big math final by stealing the notes from the men of Lambda Lambda Lambda.
Little-known fact: the eleventh and twelfth commandments were “Thou shalt not troll” and “When comest back, bring pie.”
Yes, I know the Bible. Why do you ask?
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back to the Future: Luke modifies his land speeder to go back in time to talk some sense into a young Annakin.
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home Alone: Kirk and company go back to the 20th century only to realize they’ve left Spock on Vulcan by himself.
The One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest: Jack Nicholson travels between dimensions to become the most psychopathic man in the multiverse.
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace II Society: Annakin Skywalker battles the odds to get out of his galactic ghetto and make something of himself.
Congold Finger 007, accompanied by a gorilla equipped with a talking computer, searches for the lost city of Zinj.
Fargolden Eye 007 teams up with the local sherrif to find the billionare madman behind a local murder
Ice Pirates Of The Carribean Our brave crew tries to unravel an ancient curse, avoid old enemies, and find a lost father all while dodging the dreaded space herpes.
T2-Judgement Day Of The Triffids Two more terminators come back from the future. One seeks to protect young John Connor. The other is determined to kill him, release the venomous walking plants, and assure the triumph of Skynet.
The Mummy’s Hand That Rocks The Cradle They thought that Imhotep was destroyed. The thought that they could trust the nanny. They were wrong.
Three Men And A Baby, Secret Of The Lost Legend Steve Gutenberg, Tom Cruise, and Ted Danson must abandon their bachelor ways when they are left with an infant brontosaurus. Things are fine until she accidentally lures a unicorn to it’s death, plunging the world into winter.
Field Of Dreamscape A farmer thinks the voice instructing him to build a baseball diamond is some kind of guardian angel. He quickly learns that it is part of a government plot to strike at people from within their very dreams.
Sleeper s A group of young boys live in New York. When they accidentally kill a man, they are sent to prison. There, they are horribly abused. When Woody Allen is revived from his cryogenic slumber, he becomes their only hope.
Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventures In Baby Sitting Everything is fine until one of the kids gets into the phone booth
Howard The Duck Soup When a walking talking duck lands in the Marx Brother’s living room, hijinx ensue.
The Milagro Bean Field War Of The Worlds A local dispute turns lethal when Martians become involved.
Best one yet in my opinion.
Guess Who’s Coming to Dinnnerspace Spencer Tracy and Katherine Hepburn are together again as they struggle to come to terms with prospective son-in-law Sidney Poitier, as they all cruise through Martin Short.
9 1/2 Days Of The Condor: Mickey Rourke becomes involved in a torrid love affair with Robert Redford, as he desperately tries to pinpoint the conspiracy behind the plot to kill him. Highlights include Mickey Rourke eating strawberries out of the navel of a blindfolded Redford.
12 Angry Men In Black: Henry Fonda plays an anonymous New York juror, who gets sucked into the bizarre world of the aliens residing on earth, one of whom, in addition to trying to take over the world, has been accused of murdering his father.
The Patriot Games: Mel Gibson plays an American revolutionary responsible for protecting the life of the president from terrorists, while trying to rescue his kidnapped daughter.
The Story of Ocean’s 11 - a women’s odyssey into sexual degredation cluminates in her encounter with the Rat Pack.
Strangely plausable, that.
Staying Alive**!** - Tony Manero tries to make it as a professional dancer, but is eaten by a rugby team, following a plane crash in the Andes.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead Again - Mike Church is a Los Angeles private detective who specialises in finding two minor characters from the play, “Hamlet”.
A View To A Kill Bill Vol.1 - A female assassin attacked on her wedding day by a mad industrialist who plans to destroy Silicon Valley, Bill, wakes up from a coma and becomes a secret agent for the British government.
License To Kill Bill Vol.2 - The female assassin continues her quest against her ex-boss, Bill, and an evil drug lord, to avenge her best friend, Felix Leiter.
The TrumanShowboat - An insurance salesman/adjuster discovers his entire life is actually a big screen musical - can he overcome his fear of water and board the Cotton Blossom - a show boat where everyone comes for great musical entertainment down south?
Shooting Fish Called Wanda - Theft, romance, treachery - meh.
I’d paid to see that.
The Man In The Iron Mask Of Zorro - The cruel King Louis XIV of France has a secret twin brother who he keeps imprisoned, but the twin secretly trains a younger man to replace himself.
It’s A Wonderful Life Of Brian - An angel helps a suicidal businessman by showing him what life would had been like if he had been mistaken for the Messiah.
Reservoir Dogs Go To Heaven They were perfect strangers, assembled to pull off the perfect crime, using an orphan girl who can talk to animals.
Logan’s Running Man - A wrongly-convicted man must try to escape from a futuristic city where nobody is allowed to live past the age of 30.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragonheart - Two warriors in pursuit of a stolen sword must cooperate with a talking dragon to stop an evil king whom the dragon gave partial immortality.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Life of Walter Mitty - Harry ignores warnings not to return to Hogwarts, only to find the school plagued by a series of mysterious attacks and a strange voice haunting him, instigated by a daydreaming accountant with an overprotective mother, who likes to imagine himself as a hero experiencing great adventures.
**Whatever Happened to Baby Jane Eyre? **- A former Victorian orphan child star grows up to become the governess from hell, mistreating her invalid sister in their mysterious Yorkshire mansion.
**Thoroughly Modern Mildred Pierce **- In the Roaring Twenties, a dowdy housewife moves to New York and works her ass off, becoming the owner of a successful chain of Chinese laundries. She takes the rap for her greedy, bitchy daughter’s involvement in a white slave racket, before true love comes her way.
**My Fair Lady and the Tramp **- An insufferable pedigreed spaniel tries to transform a mongrel into Best of Show. Includes the hits “I Could Have Howled All Night,” “Get Me to the Vet on Time,” and “I’ve Grown Accustomed to Her Breath.”
A Nightmare on Elm Streetcar Named Desire A woman, spurned by her lover, puts on a glove of knives and slices up teenagers.
12 Angry Men in Black Jurors must decide if an alien overlord is guilty of trying to destroy the earth.
Gremlins II Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar Three drag queens are swarmed by little creatures with nasty dispositions.
A Bridge Too Far From Heaven - Julianne Moore as you’ve never seen her before - as a World War II spy who must cope with her husband’s infidelity as well as the rigors of war.
Dangerous Groundhog Day of the Dead: Ice Cube thought he could relax once he had defeated the zombies, only to find that they come back - day after day after day after…
The Sixth Sense and Sensibility: and the final one. We promise.
Batman Of La Mancha Frustrated with the lack of magic and honor in the world, a man loses his mind, dons a cowl, and goes out to do great deeds.
Nanook of the North Dallas Forty - an Eskimo gets recruited by a football team
No Way Out of Africa - Kevin Costner and Meryl Streep get involved in international intrigue on her coffee plantation
The Full Monty Python and the Holy Grail - the Knights of the Round Table. Naked.