Total Recall of the Wild: Arnie is working class slob who gets the chance to become a sled dog in the icy north.
Gone With the Windtalkers: Native Americans help Scarlett fight the Northerners.
I Am Curious…Yellow Submarine: A young woman becomes obsessed with knowing everything about submarines and Liverpudlian singers.
Animal House of Sand and Fog: An Iranian man buys a frat house at an auction. Hilarity and sadness ensues.
The Great Escape from New York - When the President’s plane crashed in Manhattan, Several hundred Allied POWs must tunnel into New York City to rescue him.
A Man Called Horse Feathers - captured by Indians, the Marx brothers begin to learn their customs.
Beauty and the Beast from 20,000 Fathoms - As a result of an arctic nuclear test, a carnivorous dinosaur (really an enchanted prince) thaws out and wreaks havoc in America, but love is on the cards.
Carry On Doctor Doolittle - bestiality innuendos, straight from the horse’s mouth.
Song of the South Pacific - Uncle Remus on shore leave.
The Posedion Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert - two drag artists and a transsexual struggle to survive and escape, when their a cabaret gig completely capsizes at sea.
I Know What You Did Last Summer Holiday - four London Bus mechanics take a bus on a tour around Europe, but the bus accidentally hits a runaway young American female singer (who is disguised as a boy); thinking she is dead, they dump her in the sea.
Showgirl, Interrupted The badly acted story of a stripper in a mental institution.
The Killing Field of Dreams Expansion baseball arrives in Cambodia, except no one is alive to watch the games.
Cool Hand that Rocks the Cradle You’ve never seen a nanny eat so many eggs! Does she ever get her mind right?
In the Heat of Farenheit 9/11 The twin towers of a Southern town have been bombed. Sidney Poitier works with the racist local cops to find Osama Bin Laden.
There’s Something About Mary Poppins - Dick Van Dyke recovers from a scrotal injury suffered while working as a chimney sweep, and makes millions with a new hair gel.
Singing in the Rain Man - the first all singing, all dancing, autistic musical.
Moby Dick Tracy - Captain Ahab seeks revenge on the detective who bit off his leg.
Regards,
Shodan
M Butterfly Effect Renee Galimar uses his pyschic power to chnage the past in an attempt to make his love affair with transvestite Chinese spy work out right.
The Passion Of The Christmas Story In the original Aramaic and Greek, this film tells the final of hours of Ralph’s quest for a bb gun with a compass in the handle.
The Favor, The Watch, And The Very Big Fish Called Wanda When Bob Hoskins does a favor for a sick friend, he ends up doing sound effects for a pornographic film, falling in love, and becoming involved in a fight for the loot from an armed robbery.
Mr Frost y The Snowman Jeff Goldblum plays a mental patient who is either hopelessly insane, or a snowman from hell.
Chariots Of Fire & Ice Olympic atheletes find they have a whole new set of problems when Nekron’s glaciers begin invading.
Breaking 2 Electric Boogalook Who’s Talking Little Mikey and the other babies learn how to breakdance.
Nukem High Noon The radiation from the local plant has mutated the honor society into a bizarre gang of punks. When they decide to come after the sherrif, he finds himself all alone.
The Toxic Avengers Steed and Peel were dorks no one took seriously. But, a dip in toxic waste made them Hideously Deformed Creatures Of Superhuman Size And Strength. Now, they’re secret agents.
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back To The Future Screw gettin’ back to the future man! Think of all the weed we could sell in the fifties!
Rainman of La Mancha A man bonds with his autistic savant brother while battling windmills in 16th Century Spain.
Fiddler on a Hot Tin Roof Tevye is the aging zayde, who wishes his son would stop being such a putz. Maggie meanwhile, longs for the mensh she fell in love with. ;j
Of Mice and Men in Black In this adaptation of the classic Steinbeck novel, a pair of drifters find work on a ranch where the cuddly bunnies are really space aliens.
The Mirror has 3 Faces of Eve Barbra Streisand stars opposite Jeff Bridges in a romantic comedy about falling in love when you have multiple personality disorder.
** Hair Grease Shampoo **–Treat Williams, John Travolta, and Warren Beatty give up being hippies to become overaged high school students, and eventally open a beauty salon.
Remains of the Day the Earth Stood Still - A rule bound head butler’s world of manners and decorum in the household he maintains is tested by the arrival of an alien that lands to tell the people of Earth that we must live peacefully or be destroyed as a danger to other planets.
From Russia With Love Story: SPECTRE sets a trap for James Bond in the form of a dying woman.
The Spy Who Loved Me, Myself, and Irene: James Bond must work with a female Russian spy with multiple personalities.
Monty Python’s The Life of Brian’s Song of the South: A man who is mistaken for the Messiah is saddened to learn that the real Messiah is dying in a briar patch.
Incredible Journey to the Center of the Earth - The heartwarming tale of three pets, a cat and two dogs, who lose their owners when they are on vacation. Can they follow an explorer’s trail down an extinct Icelandic volcano to the earth’s center?
Send Me no Flowers in the Attic - A hypochondriac thinks he’s dying this time, and makes plans for his wife - she misunderstands and locks their children away in a room.
Calamity Jane Eyre - Jane Eyre is an orphan cast out as a young girl by her aunt, Mrs. Reed, and sent to be raised as a bit of a tomboy in the wild west.
Easy Whale Rider: Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper find a young Maori girl who wants to be treated equally to her male counterparts and ride off on bowhead whales to New Orleans in search of America.
Time Smokey and the Bandits: Burt Reynolds picks up a truckload of ill-gotten booty of the Napoleonic and Plantagenet eras and midgets, only to be pursued across the country by the giant disembodied head of the Supreme Being, played by Jackie Gleason.
The Magnificent Seven Brides for Seven Brothers - An oppressed Mexican peasant village assembles seven gunfighters to help defend their homes, but first, the vigilantes must try to kidnap some women as their wives.
I Never Sang For My Father of the Bride - Hilarity ensues when Steve Martin attempts to stage a Mafia wedding and rub out the best man on the same day.
The Crying Game of Death - In a film made and released after his death, Bruce Lee fights his way thru a series of increasingly difficult martial arts duels to find out that Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is actually a man.
The Citizen Kane Mutiny - Captain Queeg searches for a lost sled named Strawberries.
Regards,
Shodan
Some Like it Hot Shots - two cross-dressing, fugitive musicians embark on a secret mission to destroy Saddam Hussein’s nuclear plants.
The Grapes of Wrath of Khan - A poor mid-west family are forced off their land and travel to Space Station Regula I, where scientists are conducting the Project Genesis experiment.
Raging Bull Durham - The middleweight champ, the physically tough, but emotionally self-destructive Jake LaMotta, has a series of affairs with minor-league baseball players.
Call of the Wild Bunch - A dog is abducted and brought to the Wild West by an aging group of outlaws, resisting the winds of change.