Behave now, kids. And don't touch the stereo!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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HUh??/ What??? Mommy is that you??? Oh Obsidian Flutterby is it?? Why Thank YOu for being so nice… everyone else here is too busy being hedonistic to care… You’re really nice Obsidian, I think I’ll write your name down in my special notebook so I’ll always remember your beautiful …
What??? It was right here…Where is it??? Oh my no!! My Mom gave me that noteboooooo… Is that it in the fire??? JEZEBEL!!! Obsidian Flutterby I name you JEZEBEL, using your feminine wiles on me, Mom warned me about women like you! JEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZEEEEEEBBBB…

Detop, what are you doing??? Are you trying to kis… COUGH…cough cough… No, I don’t smoke… It’s just not heal…Heyyyyyyyyyy, wait a minute… I’m begining to relax a littl… Gurgle, splutter, cough… Ummmm, detop I don’t drink either, Mom says… heyyyyyyyyy, maybe I was wrong about all you guys… Cm’here you guys, I love you all… Man, you guys are so cool…

Huh? What? Handcuffs, where did you get that cage ??? I’m calling Amnesty International … You guys are so gonna get it…

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Would somebody just dump a bucket of pig’s blood onto Hamlet and get this whole incident-waiting-to-happen over with already?

<puts on kevlar armor>

263

I give Whammo some special bathtub time and he gets all egotistical.

Typical.

264

Umm… Come to think of it, there was that guy in the suit who knocked at the door and asked to speak to “a responsible adult”. I just started laughing, and gave him some jello shots and the bong. But that was a few days ago; I think he’s still here somewhere…

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kicks Hamlet in the ribs on the way in

Sorry. Kinda. shrug

I just got here. So far I’ve figured out Whammo got laid, and something about Jello in a bath-tub, which sounds kinda cool.

When does Unc get back? Who was that guy in the kitchen…you know, the one in the sink? With the spatula? He was kinda scary…

I’m bored. yawns

Someone needs to be set on fire. Or get this party revived again.

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Does anybody remember what I did with the handcuffs?

267

Spice up the party? I realized someone forgot to invite Esprix.

Anyway, while we’re waiting for him to show up, lets put the spatula and some ice cubes to use and torture Hamlet. Sorry, getting some weed and loosening up that way doesn’t fully atone for trying to tattle us off to Coldfire. Plus, it’s too late for that now. Guilty by association and all that.

Can someone find out what’s going on in the rubber room. I think it’s hardygrrl and Jeff Hardy. Be ready, they may want some toys.

I think some others may want a turn in the room.

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Yeah, I do.

[sub]rolls another joint and proceeds to give Hamlet another shotgun[/sub]

Remember, <pointing at Hamlet> he was getting moralistic again. He had to be restrained… for his own good :smiley: [sub]and ours ![/sub]

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detop, that’s not how they’re meant to be used! Hmph! I thought boys from la belle province were a little more adventurous.

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uncuffs Hamlet slaps the cuffs on ginger Come on, your coming with me to the rubber room and I dont wanna hear another word about it!! drags ginger off

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I almost forgot: how’s Astroboy doing?

272

Last time I saw him,he was being used as a doorstop.

273

Sunspace suddenly wakes from a dream in which condiment-clad dancers are doing indescribable and amazing things to him, to each other, and to passers-by around a blazing fire…
…to discover that reality is not that much different. Except that the fire is mostly out.

Then he tries to move. An almost superhuman effort gets him unstuck from the couch–the squelching sound is the least of his worries–and he croaks, “Water…”

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JEZEBEL! Why I never… I’m not Jezebel that’s another poster! -huffs at Whammo as he goes around saying he got laid- Yah advertise it aaaaallll around why don’tcha? I don’t need a reputation specially considering how unsullied mine is. -straightens the halo that appears at a rakish tilt over her head-

Hey Hamlet! Thirsty? -gets her water gun and sprays it in the direction of his mouth only it’s filled with vodka instead of water-

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Hey, I resemble that remark !!

[sub]grumble, grumble, les québécois ne sont pas aventureux, han, tu vas vois ma belle Ginger !

Follows Whammo and Ginger to the rubber room. Assess the situation, locate an opening (pun intended).[/sub]

CHARGE !

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Ow! Hey!
Whammo, just remember that my head doesn’t come off like yours does.
I guess with a Francophone it really is a menage a trois!
[sub]I can’t believe I am saying such things[/sub]

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[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by detop *
**

HEY!! You’re not invited!! GET OUT!! Then leave the rubber room.

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Whammo, buddy, move a little bit to your left, yea, like that, now, raise your left arm and right leg, OK ? Now, on the count of three…

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::The door to the rubber room opens. hardygrrl is on the floor as Jeff Hardy licks whipped cream off of her back::
Guys…just five more minutes. Please.
::Jeff picks hardygrrl up, throws her over his shoulder and carries her to the Jello Pit::

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Jeff Hardy can still walk? hardy, you need to get to work on the boy!
Guys, I think I need to go wash my brain.