Ginger
Sure he can walk.
I did give him some iv fluids and oxygen. 
:: Waves over Searching For Truth ::
Yes, I heartily recommend the Jello-filled hot tub. It’s cool, slick and jiggly in here. Step on in…
Astroboy wakes up as the door hits him in the forehead…
What the f***? Where am I? What day is it? Is that a bong? Gimme!!!
SLUUURRRP!! Whew! I really do… dooo… doooooooo…
Astroboy collapses against the door again…
Astroboy revives long enough to do a quick shot of tequila in honor of page 6! Then passes out again…*
: sound of fingers running down Coldys front window :
Ok, you really want to know where everything is in Coldy’s Apartment? Take it from one of the select group of people who has been there, Just me, Spiny, Fierra, Shayna and Hibernicus.
If you open the back door he keeps all his Grolch in the containers on the Patio.
heh heh heh.
Oooh! Grolch! I’m gonna go get some! Cause all I needs is some Grolch!
Waaaaaaaait…what the bloody blue blazes is Grolch?
Grolch is, well, I’m not sure you want to know. Oh well, if you insist…
Grolch, while the exact ingredients are unknown, seems to be a mixture of Jell-O, sweat, and certain bodily fluids. Often found in Jell-O filled tubs. It is considered an aphrodisiac by some.
It’s actually named after the sound of a large, sweaty Doper falling into said tub.
::PPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!::
::ACK!!! KOFF!!! OW!!!::
Grolch!! I thought it was Grolsch!!
Now you tell me!!!
Someone get me a sponge; I don’t want to waste any…
Someone mention me?
Here, now…That wasn’t necessary. Unless, by “large” you meant “well-muscled” and by “sweaty” you meant “glistening with perspiration”. Which explains the first quote.
No need for a sponge, screech-owl, there’s plenty “well-muscled and glistening in a Jello-filled hot tub” to go 'round. 
Oh sweet baby Jesus. I had no idea.
Ick.
I fear to look, yet I cannot turn away…
shudders The word Grolch reminds me WAY too much of something Gollum/Smeagol would say…and that is most definitely creepy. I think to get that picture out of my head I need some help. coughs lightly and looks around the room
spies Tygr
Tygr! I promise not to take a smoke break this time and get kidnapped.
And now without further ado, shall we venture into the Jello Pit?
Certainly, just remember that clothing is optional. Besides, I figure the sight of you in your au natural glory will wash poor Jester’s eyeballs clean.
:: Takes Searching For Truth’s hand and helps her into the Jello, where she settles prettily beside him. ::
And even though you promised not to disappear, I think I’ll keep my hands on you for a while, just to make sure. Is that alright? 
If we’re lucky, we can get this cleaned up before Coldy gets back and we can get off with just a 1-week suspension of postion privilges rather than out-and-out banning.
But it would take a miracle…
::cell phone::
Hello? Bob Vila? Will you work for beer like my friends who usually help me with household projects? yes? Boy, have I got a job for you…
Dood…I’m gonna go firewalking! (Guin puts on her ritualistic costume made out of feathers and sunflowers)
Ahhh…OOOOOWWWW!!! OH SHIT!
(sticks feet in cold water bucket…AAAHHHHHHHH)
Hey…um, like, I found Coldie’s Super Deluxe Gold Card-eBay, anyone?
eBay nothin’, let’s check SkyAuction.com and book some all-inclusive vacations!
(swinging in his cage)
Nooobooooddy knoooooows the trouble I’ve seeeeeennnnn
Nooobooooddy knoooooows the soooorroooowwww!!!
(plays a slow dirge on his harmonica)
Thread’s getting too long and he might be coming home soon, so we’d better shift gears.