[sub]… chugs his Heineken…**
Hand me a Rickard’s please, Ginger. Thank you.
Veb ? Nah, it’s OK, now we can say that we haven’t been left alone. We had a Mod with us ! 
Yay! Now everything can be blamed on Veb.
“Veb’s oldest and shoulda known better!”
And don’t forget Euty! He’s the one that unlocked the liquor cabinet!
Hmmm, Hey Veb, can we hold diving contests in Coldy’s bathtub ? Huh ? Huh ? Pretty please ? with sug… beer on it ?
Detop…you’ll want to clean it out first.
Me and Whammo were in there.
I need more beer and a dancing boy,in that order.
Already did that. Do we have enough beer to fill the tub ?
Hey I took the whipped cream already! -shakes it up and sprays it at her mouth but only a little spurt comes out before it makes a weird sound- and it seems it’s all gone… catch! -tosses it at rayniday-
Whoa… look at the place… disappear for a day and it gets even worse… cool! -snags another slice of pizza and picks off the anchovies before eating it- Hey those Great Big Sea cd’s are mine! -snags them back- Mariah?! -shudders-
-heads for the backyard… you hear a distant splash and then her voice calls back at the house- Hey he has a pool back here! Moderating must be a pretty good job!
You mean we’re not gonna fill it with jell-o?
I gotta go hang out with Crunchy Frog. He’s offering tasty late-night snacks.
No, no, the jell-o is for the jacuzzi !! Please, have some decorum.
[sub]as Ginger is leaving the room[/sub]
Ask him if I can have an order of frog legs, please.
Uh, I don’t think you want his port nuts.
Well, maybe you do. I can’t keep everyone straight.
Hey Ginger, if yer up I’ll take a Molson . . .
I can’t believe this. I’m gone a few days, a party breaks out, and nodoby gives me a call. What’s up with that? I could’ve brought some chicks from the Jersey shore!
Tripler
I went fishin’. I had a few nibbles.
OOOOH !!! that kind of snacks ! :o My bad, sorry.
[sub] but I still have a bad case of the munchies ! What was in that bong ? [/sub]
We want no outsider women! Bad, bad Tripler!
Hey, you’re not just gonna throw those away, are you? Gimme! (Jeez, another anchovy heretic…)
Oh, and detop, I’ve got a honkin’ big bag of Cheetos here; will those do? (The crunchy kind, not the puffy kind…what do you take me for?)
I’m telling my mom on all of you.
Just you wait until Mister Coldfire gets back and he’ll … uh… ouch …umm
I just got here! Whaddya want?!? I can always bring good quality people to a party!
Please, it’s not like I’m getting any play yet myself. I figured I’d bring some entertainment. . .
Tripler
I just need a beer for now though . . .
I wonder how Arden will feel about me stuffing that barrel of Wesson oil with Hamlet’s body?
Thank you (and I take you for a connaisseur of snacks). I STILL don’t know what was in that bong !!!
I don’t think she’d mind. You did empty it first, no…
[sub]runs to the closet to assess the damage[/sub]
Oooh boy, I’m not cleaning up that mess.
[sub]make Hamlet clean it, it’s his mess after all [/sub]
Why worry about cleaning it up? Rubber room, remember?
Mind? Why would I mind? It’s not my barrel!
Now, excuse me, I gotta go feed Poofy.
:rolleyes:
::Walks off with a bag of apples, muttering about perverted Dutch moderators on her way to the basement::
Whammo! Unhand that pig!
Oh…wait. Since you’re there anyway, would ya mind taking care of the lube job? Oh, nevermind, I see you beat me to it.
Now, for the love of all that’s holy, GO TAKE A SHOWER!