It sure seems like you took ownership of that barrel, considering how many times you were in and outta the bedroom when I was in there with Astroboy!
BTW, has anyone seen him lately?
::yells from basement::
I was just making sure you weren’t hurting the boy! He has to explain those marks to Astrogirl!
And have you checked behind the couch? That seems to be his favorite place to pass out.
Like a puppy.
::comes back upstairs and locks the basement, muttering about Clogboy::
Why did you lock Whammo in the basement?
And don’t worry, Astrogirl will never know. These talons can be sheathed.
::Goes off in search of something to amuse herself…
::an accelerating engine can be heard in the distance::
VVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
SMASH!! BOOM! CRACK! TINKLE,POP! Sssssssssssssssssssss…
CREAK!
Hey guys! I got the car back!
Whoah! Look at the size of that hole! Hey cool,pizza! ::munch::
Waving to all and gingerly over the mess and making my way to Coldfires phone. Looking up the number to the cleaning service, phoning and asking them to come daily until Coldfire returns. Then slipping out the back entrance rather than navigating the obstacle course that used to be Coldy’s lair.
Of course I meant, “Waving to all and stepping gingerly…”
<comes in from the yard, with the hose>
Duh, I come I forgot it was a rubber room. OK, NOW, EVERYBODY STAND CLEAR, not you Hamlet !!!
<stands in the door, pointing the hose to the room>
OK, WATER IN THE HOLE !!!
Whammo’s not in the basement, he’s in the shower.
I HOPE!
No, I saw him in the rubber room, talking to Hamlet… just before I turned on the hose.
[sub]Something jus occured to me, did somebody check if there was a floor drain in that room ?[/sub]
Don’t know about the drain, but it will certainly help the carpet grow. (“Chia house” - I kill me, hee hee hee.)
Aw damn, my voice is back to normal. Anyone got another tank of helium? I was kind of liking that.
Glub Glub
I think this calls for another beer! No, wait…a g&t, I think.
Hey folks, is there any Beefeater or Bombay Saphire around?
Nah, the only gin I could find was Bols and a mickey of De Kuyper.
You know, I forgot where I was, good point detop.
<grabs an iced bottle of [sub]Jonge[/sub]Bokma[sub]Graanjenever[/sub] and takes a slug>
:::Persephone roots around in a just-now-found-still-untouched-cabinet:::
Ewwwwwww! He’s got magazines with pictures of monkeys in them! And they’re doing…ewwwwwww! Ew! Ew! Ew! Gross!!!
Oh my Goddess…some of these pages are stuck together!!!
AAAAAAAGH!
Well, sure, Cristi … you wouldn’t expect him to have magazines like that and just look would you? I mean, what kind of freak do you think he is?
Hey, we need food! Let’s grill some stuff! I don’t want to be outside at the fire pit, just dump the coals in the sink and cook over that…
[sub] smoke? what smoke? Coldy can get that out, I think…[/sub]
[sub]walks behind the bar[/sub]
Hey, Euty ! How you doin’? What’s your poison ?
Oh, don’t worry about the smoke, I’ve already removed the batteries from the smoke detector. Don’t want to disturb the neighbors for nothin
I need a drink and a massage…
Amongst other things…
[sub]mixes the content of various bottles at random[/sub]
Can’t help you with the massage, but I can do something about the drink. What do you want ?
[sub]put the foul mixture in the blender, adds chocolate syrup, whipped cream, tuna and maraschino cherries. Put on high speed, pour in glass[/sub]
Hmmmm, yummy, want to try it ?