Hey…what does this switch do?
Hey…I can’t see! Where are the lights…where’d everyone go?
It’s dark!
detop, I do have SOME limits 
::Grabs a bottle of Absolut Citron and takes a nice healthy drink::
::stumbles blearily into the room::
Dammit, detop, you coulda warned me before turning the hose on me.
{*&%$%@ francophones)
I’m sorry, didn’t see you (but I did issue a warning). How can I make it up to you ?
Coffee. Costa Rican. And bagels from Outremont, mmmm!
<CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!>
<Beer truck drives through the front wall of Coldie’s house>
Hey, guys. I heard that we were short on beer, so I just hijacked a shipment.
What? The cops? Yeah, they’ll be here soon. They’re bringing pretzals and some more dip.
OOOOH! His neighbor’s house has a POOL! I’ll bet that I can make it in from Coldie’s roof!
Done. Although I substituted Fairmount bagels.
P.S. I included a small brisket of Schwarz’s smoked meat.
Enjoy !
[tarzan yell]AAAAAAAAAAuuAAAuuAAAuuAAAAAAAA!!![/tarzan yell]
Runs into room naked except for blow up pig hanging from his crotch, bouncing up and down as he runs jumps on chandeleir and begins to swing back and forth
[tarzan yell]AAAAAAAAAAuuAAAuuAAAuuAAAAAAAA!!![/tarzan yell]
Doood, do you know what goes great in a pool? DISHWASHING LIQUID!!!
:::Persephone stares, frozen with fear, as a naked Whammo attatched to an inflatable pig swings closer, and closer…:::
CRASH!
Ow.
Okay, man, you can get off me now. That was WAY more than I needed to see.
Flutterby, I brought 3 cans. You only grabbed one. So the offer still stands.
Just when IS Coldy coming back, anyway?
Hey, if you’re gonna go to the neighbors, pick up some more whipped cream, eh? They’ll never notice it’s gone.
Now, toss me something to drink, anything!!!
::Steps over the unconscious Whammo and takes back the silly Poofy::
I told you to take a shower!
And stay out of the basement!
::heads back down to the basement to put Poofy away again::
Damn kids.
Whammo! You finally came to!
<crash>
Ok, he’s out,again.
I set up a WWF ring in the dining room…
Anyone up for a match?
I heard something about Jeff Hardy heading over here later.
If that’s the case…
We’ll need more whipped cream and some hershey’s syrup.
hardygrrl vs Jeff Hardy in the grudge match of the century, best 2 out of 3.
Place your bets now !
[riiiiiiiing]
[tramp tramp squelch ewww tramp tramp]
[riiiiiiiiiiiiiing]
[tramp tramp 'scuse me, phone. Oops stepped in the alfalfa carpet plantation tramp tramp splat]
[riiing]
Hel… ahem… Good Morning, Coldfire Mansions. May I help you?..uh…COLDY!!!..How’s it going?..You having a good…Pardon?..No, that’s the erm… neighbour’s stereo uh huh yep,you know what those damn kids next door are…what?..no no, just two or three of us here…yeah, minding the house like you said…no of course we aren’t drinking…Euty? Euty’s here keeping an eye on us like you said…Well, no you can’t speak to him just now. He’s umm… resting…huh? Yes, I’m sure he’s asleep…I just stepped over him in the kitchen doorway…huh? Wake him?? oh hang on then…
“Oi Euty!” kick “EUTY!!”
Uh… you still there Coldy? Euty’s not feeling well… no, it’s not serious… what do you m… no, green’s his normal colour…pardon?..Coldy, calm down…you’re going to hang my scrotum where?..wha?..bitterly disappointed? Isn’t that a bit har…Coldy, remember what you were told last time about hyperventil… no, there haven’t been any fires…not big ones…Sorry? Structural dam…Coldy, don’t you trust us? No, my mother isn’t one of those… huh? It’s MR COLDFIRE to me now? Coldy?..Hello?..Hello?..
<hangs up phone, giggling>
Hey guys! Guys! Check it out, I just COMPLETELY freaked LoadedDog out! Coldy’s second line sure comes in handy!
<snicker>
Bets as to what? That hardygrrl will lick Jeff Hardy?
[sub]bwahahahaaaa[/sub]
There is a noise at the street side of the house and a Canadian bearing a sixpack of Mikes Hard Lemonade and a backpack full of trance and electronica CDs and a few other toys enters.
“Hi! This rave guy in Helsinki told me there was a DoperFest here and I came on over. Holidays, you know. What’s really weird is how the cabbie at the station knew where to take me. My name–”
He stops and his eyes widen. A maniacal grin appeard on his face.
“Oh my…”