Being a man

“Rock-a-bye baby, on the treetop, your mother’s a whore, but I’ll love you and raise you as if you were my own.”

Guess we’d better start the parody Twitter account before someone beats us to it.

I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts for eating a Brownie.

“Hickory dickory dock, some chick was sucking my c-ck. The clock struck two, and I realized I was being a selfish jerk so I orally pleasured her with much passion and love.”

Nah, at least one will be all…
“Eating Dnseaman makes my butt look big!”

Already been done, dagnabbit!