The only way I could satisfy four women is if they were cannibals.
Even then, they’d all have to prepare you in different picky ways.
Ewww, with a gammy leg?
Or four tongues:p 
I am a man
but I can change
if I want to
I guess
Keep your stick on the ice.
Is that a euphemism?
[sotto voce]Serial, not parallel. Check the specs.[/sotto voce]
So she took one look at it and said: “Haha! Who do you think you’re going to satisfy with that little thing?” I just grinned and said: “Me.”
Remember, I’m pulling for you. We’re all in this together.
Thanks, Mr. Green.
Good luck, Mr. Gorsky!
“What do you look for in a woman?”
“Consent.”
You needn’t eat the leg, Burpo. There’s still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm!
Kosher?
Taste the cock. You know where it’s been.
Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day; give a fish a man, and it’ll eat for a month.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
— Andrew Nice Clay
I tried smoking cannibals once, but I didn’t feel a thing. Maybe I should try them in brownies?