“Fuck you bitches, George Washington charged up San Juan Hill and Ben Franklin wrote the Gettysburg Address and RosaParkskilled all those busdrivers all so that I have the freedom to do what I want”
-Sampiro’s OP from this thread
not sure who said it
Sampiro again from this recent thread:
There was a really funny bit where somebody said that women who use that dark lip liner and white lipstick looked like “evil clowns with anus lips” and the next post was “Doo dah, doo dah!” and it’s cracking me up right now thinking about it. Oh, here it is.
I also liked a bit from Miller on qualifications to be an action hero in a movie with Predators in it and how Adrian Brody doesn’t measure up:
"Who cares about the truth? This is a movie about jungle mercenaries fighting giant Rastafarian space monsters. The lead should look like he can hammer steel ingots into flat sheets using his cock as the hammer and his inner thigh as the anvil.
Adrien Brody has not convinced me of his penile blacksmithing abilities."
There was one from Devorin where we were talking about how Indian movies were not real, and ZSofia says,
"You don’t mean to tell me that you don’t have a bazillion backup dancers that appear out of nowhere when needed and then vanish back into the void from whence they came after the song? "
and he responded:
From here.
I’ve always wished I could have said that first. I still laugh over it.
kaylasdad99
In the Princess Bride thread with
Pure comic genius!
I’m still kinda proud of the line I came up with in the thread about Charlie Sheen’s second Mercedes rolling off a cliff.
Ntucker also wins the lulz for this exchange:
A person didn’t like the idea of their Doper Gallery picture next to their name (think of it almost like an avatar) and said:
which brought on one of my favorite all time responses:
A random one off the top of my head. Some doper was trying to find shorts. All he could find was either too short shorts or shorts that went down to somewhere about between his knees and his ankles. And those had pockets so deep he (or someone else in the thread) had to kinda bend over to reach stuff in the pockets to get em out.
Which has enough truth to it to be funny IMO.
But what topped it off for me was the thread title. Something like “I don’t want to look like Little Lord Fucking Fauntleroy”
OMG. That’s the funniest thing I’ve read in months, and I’m not sure why.
I saw it a short time ago but don’t remember the poster… “Don’t stick your dick in the crazy”. Hilarious and true!
I don’t remember so well, but I think it was a sig line which went something like this (correct me, please).
“This isn’t a particle accelerator I have in my pocket. I have a hadron”.
Thanks
Q
I like “Your post reads like Flowers for Algernon, pre-operation.” I think it was RNATB.
I can’t find the thread, but weirddave went totally off in some response. Someone quoted it and responded: We’ve secretly replaced weirddave’s coffee with 100% pure Columbian cocaine. Let’s see if he notices.
From the thread Can Superman Tear His Own Head Off:
It wasn’t, but I totally wish it had been.
The best location line I’ve seen is ‘On the level when inclined’, but I always forget whose it is.
First response that came to my head was Inigo Montoya.
I can’t find it, but I’m pretty sure it was Vinyl Turnip. Someone called someone else a cocksucker, got a mod reprimand for it, and Vinyl Turnip posted
Wonderfully immature and funny. I’ve stolen it a couple of time (altering as necessary).
I think of this often when people post endless complaints in ATMB:
I’m not sure who said it first. It seems to be a common meme.