This has got to be the best eBay desvription ever. Poor guy.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2418886158&category=9885
At least he’s dealing with it in an adult fashion. 
Bahahahaha! That’s a riot.
No, I’m not being callous. He’s doing fine, now, according to his listing, and has obviously retained/regained his sense of humor (or humour, since he’s a Brit). That was so good, I sent him a “fan mail” note. 
At least he’s not bidder…I mean bitter.
I would send him a consolidating card if I wasn’t laughing so hard.
Well, at least we know that his car had a nice rack.
Ha!