Best Headline of the Year: "Maneater: Hall bitten by Oates" (not the actual H&O)

Story here: http://todayentertainment.today.com/_news/2012/12/13/15886540-hall-bitten-by-oates-story-sparks-maneater-headline-of-year?lite

Too funny.

Wow. Makes me proud to be a Buckeye. I’m assuming that the dude on the left is the biter, and that he didn’t even bother to wipe the blood off his lips before the mug shot. Nice.

Hall TOLD him “I can’t go for that- no can do.”

I wonder if Hall said

“Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you”

“Oates Bites Hall” is a boring story. Now “Hall Bites Oates” – that’s news!

And the Sandusky, Ohio Chamber of Commerce cringes anew.