Best Pit Poster

[John_Corrado]

Milossarian said:

His posts leave you with the impression, “Yes, I just massacred you and left your carcass to rot on sharp sticks, and I didn’t even break a sweat. Don’t ever really piss me off.”

Aw, geez. I’m flattered. I’m also stealing that as my new sig. As evidenced in so many ways on this board, compliments always get put into people’s sigs.

The only reason I don’t post more often in the Pit is that by the time I get around to noticing that someone is acting like an ass, Coldfire or WallyM7 have jumped in with a flame. And after that, there’s really just no point. It’s like pissing on a corpse, y’know?

I also hold NTG, ChiefScott, and weirddave in the highest esteem for their flames. While not nearly as prolific as Wally or Coldie, when they hit, they hit hard.

[Monster104]

Wally’s one of the best. Coldfire’s got a sharp toungue. Lynn and UncleBeer kick ass. Almost everybody listed in this thread are on my “Don’t Piss Off” list. Excellent flaming to all.

[Coldfire]

I agree with Corrado. I may be there a lot, but my flames are average in quality, at best. C’mon, I do speak my fair share of English, but they don’t teach you to tell someone he’s a “Goat felching neanderthal fucknut” in highschool over here

And that also explains one of my main attractions to these boards: it has expanded my vocabulary enormously. And we all now the fun bits of a language are always the dirty words.

Also, I’ll second the nomination for Neuro. My God, that girl’s so witty! If she got any wittier, I’d have a sex change and become a lesbian, I swear to God.

Corrado’s flames kick ass as well. If he does flex his muscles, I’m reading it thinking “God, it must HURT to be on the receiving end of this guys rant!”.

Oh, and thanks for the compliment, Monster104. My tongue may be sharp, but it’s always on the lookout for more diversity. Anyone got any cool cursewords?

(Don’t answer that! You’ll pee off slythe :D)

[Weirddave]

Thank you Byz and JC. I was HIGHLY flattered when JC took my flame about feltching dead goats as his sig for a while. While I am pleased to be held in such estemed company, for my money NTG is the Tiger Woods of the pit, and the rest of us are 15 strokes back. And back off, Coldy, I already offered to have a sex change if NTG would marry me. She hasn’t replied yet.

[Coldfire]

And she WON’T, Dave, if you keep using the word “strokes” at such inopportune moments

<rimshot>

[Weirddave]

Oh, I dunno, Coldy, I supose lesbians must use some type of “stroke”

[Weirddave]

Maybe…the breast stroke?
<ducks and runs>

[Weirddave]

tiggeril. All of 59 posts and squishing trolls like an old pro:

Then again, that could also be the syphilis you got from alternately ass-fucking, feltching, and squicking your mother. (I’m aware you probably can’t get syphilis from feltching, but hey, it sounded good.)

And if you’re going to keep being a troll, at least try to come up with a modicum of wit? It’s all we ask for. Of course, your inability to write anything beyond a pre-school level may be a result of the constant squickings you received from various pets/farm animals/neighbors/relatives in your tender years. Since you are MAYBE all of sixteen, why don’t you hold off playing with the big kids until you find yourself able to call attention to yourself without the use of such brilliant appelations as “(Twit!)”

WOW!

[Mr.Cynical]

BWA HAHAHA!

I would assume that Squicking is now the hot term in the pit?

[tiggeril]

Thank you, Dave… it kinda went downhill from there. (Esprix yelled at me! :()

[Byzantine]

I hate to interject this but NTG would be much more interested in my stroke than yours…

Goddess, I LOVE being female!

And for the best quote of the night I would have to say:

“FTR, I wouldn’t dare say, “fuck” to you. I’d be in fear you’d take me up on an offer I hadn’t made.”

Okay, yeah, it’s mine, but I just didn’t see anything else out there tonight. YOU go find something!

[Weirddave]

I SAID I’d have the operation FIRST! But you’re probobly right. Damn, I’d be an ugly girl.

[casdave]

My nominations include Coldy, NTG, NTM as was, Esprix, but I just saw Weirddave’s offensive, sickening, abusive, and probably obscene post in the Wally sig thread.

It was excellent and funny too, glad it was not me on the recieving end.