Okay, reading through the Pit < yeah yeah, I had a life rant in there > I realized that we need to take a vote on the bestest < giggle > poster in the Pit.
I nominate Wally.
He can write a flame like no other. I often wonder if he’s really flaming someone but when it comes down to it he’s really kicking some butt.
Between the putzes comments you can hardly read the stinging he inflicts, but he does. He’s a stealth bee with a light touch, but his venom is dangerous.
My vote goes to Coldfire – his nomination of others (almost as worthy) just shows his overall class and magnamity when out of the Pit. But in the pit with Coldfire – brrrrr, shudder, uh uh, nope, not me, not gonna go there, nosirree.
ChiefScott
WallyM7
ColdFire
Byzantine
Andros
Alphagene
ExTank (Back when he was posting: whatever happened to him?)
Satan
Drian Bead
Diane
Neuro Trash Grrrl
These are the main posters that keep the Pit interesting.
We have so many, each with their own unique and special talents … sort of like the X-Men.
A recent young Jedi who I think shows great promise (I only say this because he doesn’t particularly frequent the Pit) is John Corrado.
His posts leave you with the impression, “Yes, I just massacred you and left your carcass to rot on sharp sticks, and I didn’t even break a sweat. Don’t ever really piss me off.”
wally IS good, as are Coldfire & Chief Scott. But the latter two seem to get a bulk discount on Purinatrollchow, so I’ll vote for wally. For the distaff side, it is Diane.
“wally IS good, as are Coldfire & Chief Scott. But the latter two seem to get a bulk discount on Purinatrollchow, so I’ll vote for wally. For the distaff side, it is Diane.”
“Here, trolly, trolly, trolly…”
::Gripping the rope to a cartoon 1,000-ton weight poised above a delicious bowl of Troll Chow ™::
I take umbrage at even being mentioned in the same sentence as those two miscreants! The mere association to them makes me vomit and run screaming for the cold shower and Ajax.
I have never, ever:
Rapidly introduced a child’s hamster to the ceiling;
Had the nickname “Coldy.” “Hardy,” yes, but never “Coldy;”
Confined my daughter to her room and her boyfriend to the basement until she somehow, someway, got rid of a puke neon-green monstrosity in the garage;
Been drunk enough to start threads like, “Amsterdam: Pearl of the Orient” or “My dick’s in a dike;”
Had my surname entered in the AH dictionary followed by – v. 1. to make oneself the object of ridicule “That man is really Wallying in that spider web. Let’s wave.”
Worn clompen, heard clompen, seen clompen, or smoked the most mind-bending hash out of clompen.
As to the OP, I’ll give the nod to these two yutzes.
I’m surprised that no one has voted for Lexicon – even though he may be on a slight leave of absence to play that new game he has – As it was once said Lexi uses words like a surgeon uses a scalpel.
More like “Wooden shoes, for you normal folks out there who aren’t so stoned that they think that strapping two canoes to their feet is a good idea.”
"Hey, at least we know how to plug up our dykes! Errr, I mean, yeah, I know we’ve got these silly looking towers with big-ass propellers on them, but the only time they actually fly is when we’re smokin’ that good shit, man! No, wait, that’s not what I meant…ummm…< puff >…