Elliot: Janitor, have you ever looked at yourself and wished you were different in every way?
Janitor: No. I’m a winner.
Kelso: “Paging Dr. Backbone to the bajingo ward.”
Kelso: Son, you have to make some noise. No one in this hospital knows the name “Turkleton”.
Turk: That’s because that’s not my name.
Kelso: Not yet!
Ooh, also:
Carla: Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?
Turk: I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?
And
JD: You’ve been graveled!
I like to use that on people who are walking funny.
Janitor: We don’t just rock together, we roll together.
I’m an ISO 9001 auditor, so every day I have to write a shitload of notes. Every single day I perform an audit, I always write, somewhere in my notes:
“Well played, Turkleton.”
Nobody has ever asked me what it means. I’ve been writing it for a few years now. Hundreds of official ISO 9001 audit records have that line in them.
And from the same scene:
Dr. Cox: “Well, it wouldn’t be the first time the janitor got the girl. (Pause) Yes, yes it would.”
Damn, I was going to say that. Fell off my chair.
JD loses to Kylie at arm-wrestling
Turk and Carla observe than follow in their example…with Turk winning
DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET CARLA? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?
See post #36 dude.
Here’s a classic:
Elliot (to Dr. Cox): “I set up an ‘I Hate Cox’ chatroom. It didn’t exactly work out as I had planned. It ended up being me, two interns, and 14,000 lesbians.”
Yeah but I got to hear it three times now. :dons muscle builder pose:
Not really just a quote, but my favorite 10 seconds:
Dr. Cox: I’m sorry, would you please repeat the question?
Carla: Are you just gonna roll over like that?
Jordan: That’s weird, I asked him the same thing last night.
Carla: Where’s the outrage? The anger? The hate?
Jordan: Again, last night!
Carla: You’ve gone soft.
Jordan: [gasps] Okay, now it’s getting spooky.
For kids!