There’s actually a funeral home in San Diego called “Goodbody Mortuary”.
“Big-O Tires” always cracks me up.
WHAT?! There’s a Doper in Citrus County when I’m not there? Say it ain’t so! 
There’s a cemetery in El Paso called Restlawn.
And in East Haven (or Staven), CT.
Client of a company I used to work for, was some company in California called Buttstain Antifashions.
I don’t know what they sold. And I don’t want to.
That in “the Wedge” in Minneapolis, or is there one closer to you? I was just going to post about the one I used to live near until I checked your location.
I swear I read an article in the Chicago Tribune recently about a Chicago-area (I think) funeral home that has a mini-golf course open to the public when they aren’t holding funerals. It was originally intended for their staff to have fun on. And yes, I believe the golf course obstacles are things like (fake) coffins, etc.
There’s an exterminating company in the South called Hired Killerz.
A few blocks from here is a Scream Barbershop. Back home in NB, Canada, we had a lady named Jackie who owned her own little hair salon: Jack the Snipper.
Oh, and downtown Seattle, near Westlake if I’m remembering correctly, is, of course, the Bangmi Smoke Shop.
There used to be a video store in Brisbane called “Planet Of The Tapes”, which specialised in Cult films, appallingly dubbed Hong Kong Action Movies, B-grade 1950s stuff, and generally kitschy/non-mainstream movies.
Last I heard, however, they’d gone out of business since the introduction of affordable Broadband Internet.
Still a cool name, though.
There’s a motel half way between two major cities some where in the mid west of the USA.
The name of the establishment is BIG DICK’S HALFWAY INN
Yeah, sorry. See my thread.
I just had to check that up, indeed, it´s the name of the hair saloon Carrie Fisher´s character works at. I salute your excellent memory, Fish. 
No one’s mentioned this. I’ve seen it with my own eyes.
There’s a city in Maine called Bath. Look it up, see for yourself.
They’ve got a police department. Of course they do.
Their black ‘n’ whites have their name on it. Of course. Reads “Bath Police”.
And I’ve never seen this mentioned anywhere. Sheesh.
In Clayton, Georgia, there is a Deal’s Drugs. I’ve seen a mechanics shop called Justin Case Auto Repairs.
Just remembered another one. In either Alhambra or San Gabriel CA, there’s a Vietnamese restaurant called “My Dung”. The funniest part is that I’ve seen them listed more than once in the health department closures in the newspaper.
Oh, and in Arcadia there’s “Young-Dong Restaurant”, right near Santa Anita Racetrack.