Bestiality in the Bluegrass

[Jackmannii]

Well, in Northern Kentucky anyway, where the first people have been charged under the state’s new bestiality law.

I’ve never been prouder of my state. Well, sort of.

[Little_Nemo]

@Jackmannii

I’ve never been prouder of my state. Well, sort of.

This is the proudest day in Kentucky history since they voted to abolish slavery back in 1976.

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

Brings new meaning to the term “animal husbandry”.

[JRDelirious]

Bestiality in the Bluegrass OTOH does sound like a country/hardcore metal fusion concept production.

[John_DiFool]

Obligatory Bill Rivers music video.

[probably nsfw note]

[Gatopescado]

“New” law??? :eek:

[Senegoid]

I’ve always wondered (but probably don’t really want to know :eek: ) how one (let alone two) has sex with a dog.

[purplehorseshoe]

@Little_Nemo

This is the proudest day in Kentucky history since they voted to abolish slavery back in 1976.

I was all set for the whoosh … but no whooshing noise was forthcoming. So I consulted the Oracle of teh Googlez and

[purplehorseshoe]

@Gatopescado

“New” law??? :eek:

Per the article, “Senate Bill 67 took effect June 27, 2019 [making] sex crimes against an animal a Class D felony.”

So yeah, up till about a year ago … maybe it was just a misdemeanor?

[Fugazi]

@purplehorseshoe

Per the article, “Senate Bill 67 took effect June 27, 2019 [making] sex crimes against an animal a Class D felony.”

So yeah, up till about a year ago … maybe it was just a misdemeanor?

And da more they miss, da meaner they get.

[lobotomyboy63]

@purplehorseshoe

I was all set for the whoosh … but no whooshing noise was forthcoming. So I consulted the Oracle of teh Googlez and

Mississippi wasn’t as quick.

Mississippi Officially Abolishes Slavery, Ratifies 13th Amendment

Until February 7, 2013, the state of Mississippi had never submitted the required documentation to ratify the Thirteenth Amendment, meaning it never officially had abolished slavery.

The amendment was adopted in December 1865 after the necessary three-fourths of the then 36 states voted in favor of ratification. Mississippi, however, was a holdout; at the time state lawmakers were upset that they had not been compensated for the value of freed slaves.

[Dewey_Finn]

@Senegoid

I’ve always wondered (but probably don’t really want to know :eek: ) how one (let alone two) has sex with a dog.

To be honest, what I wonder is how did the police become aware of what was going on?

[Colibri]

I’ll bet the dog was underage too.

[Siam_Sam]

@Gatopescado

“New” law??? :eek:

It took them a while to write it seeing as they don’t yet have opposable thumbs.

[Spiderman]

@Dewey_Finn

To be honest, what I wonder is how did the police become aware of what was going on?

The pig squealed?
A stoolie pigeon?

[wolfpup]

@Senegoid

I’ve always wondered (but probably don’t really want to know :eek: ) how one (let alone two) has sex with a dog.

I believe it’s customary to start by calling up the dog and inviting it out for a romantic candlelit dinner. If the dog has feelings for you it will soon become apparent through such actions as flirtatiously sharing a single strand of spaghetti with you (as illustrated).

[Projammer]

@Dewey_Finn

To be honest, what I wonder is how did the police become aware of what was going on?

There were questionable stains on the poodle skirt.

[Siam_Sam]

In their defense, they said the dog had a purdy mouth.

[Tim_R.Mortiss]

♫ ♪ … Makin’ love in the bluegrass… behind the stadium with ewe… ♪ ♫

[jtur88]

Characteristic of the modern news media, we were given absolutely no information about what the miscreants did, except that they did it in Mason County. That vacuum is the real story here.

"Kentucky police just enforced a newly-amended law. In other news . . . "